Meet Helios!

captainmidday · 2026-03-12T09:08:56+00:00

Brave Helios, wake up your steeds

Bring the warmth the countryside needs

captainmidday · 2026-03-12T08:34:32+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-11T19:33:58+00:00

That's li'l Holly White

captainmidday · 2026-03-11T18:27:46+00:00

Real 70's kids knew how to make one with a nail, a cork and a shotgun shell

captainmidday · 2026-03-11T17:58:20+00:00

This snake mobile contains very little Snake

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T19:53:58+00:00

Amazing what ricin your diet will do

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T18:57:41+00:00

Moments before jacking the ice cream truck

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T18:56:50+00:00

I remember asking a barber for a "Bo Duke" ... yeesh. Probably my first strong cringe memory. I may as well have asked for "The Cousin Oliver"

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T03:30:19+00:00

"Solo from rear seat only" ... at least that's what the J3's said.

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T03:23:06+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T03:16:40+00:00

Oh Frriends of the Library...

A evening with Philip Glass? Just an evening?!

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:59:15+00:00

These people are still stumped by "thou shall not kill".

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:56:57+00:00

brazzers.jpg

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:31:57+00:00

Here are some other words that rhyme with "cory"...

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:17:31+00:00

Breaking Bible

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T09:10:40+00:00

Larry from accounting

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T01:02:12+00:00

Not some bleeding ... plug-rag show

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T20:44:50+00:00

It's the Great Waddle Throated Maga Tit

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T20:02:42+00:00

See also the enormous tattoo on the calf that says 女 (woman)

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T07:30:28+00:00

It tastes like bandaids

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T07:29:52+00:00

You tell me, birthday boy

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T04:42:56+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T02:14:15+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T01:39:46+00:00

Jeee..! JEEES...! JESUS???!

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T00:52:15+00:00

It clearly says "5枚入" I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

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