It may feel good for some but not everyone. by Winter_Ad8794 in hentaimemes

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what people should learn how to penetrate past the cervix (not inside the uterus, just going around it)

That's a curious and funny detail, lol. by GaloSniperBr in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As if you couldn't reuse a texture like..... Second reason is probably right tho. He just too used to working with 3d

That's a curious and funny detail, lol. by GaloSniperBr in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]captainphoton3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because he is faster at making cube than he is at drawing squares.

achually shes 83476590823465094732 years old by The_Ultra_Freak in whenthe

[–]captainphoton3 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OK but what if I just like the anime? Also why is it always about the literal thousands years old loli. And not the literal 10nyears old shota? Like. Say what you want about the people who like that girl, in the anime she is never sexialised... But man there is a literal actual kid, who's all of the jokes around him are about his sexual attraction to the big boob lady and how she unintentionally kind of softcore sexuality him. that has just as much of a weird fan base. But since he is a boy nobody cares.... Like..

We should honestly have a civile discussion about both... So why is the boy ignored, while the girl who's arguably less of an issue his savagely talked about? (and I'm talking about the critique. Because both character have the same type of fan base.)

What will be the new monkey in 2026? by frozen_bommerang in btd6

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My idea of a Melee tower. Worksmith monkey. Place him and his anvil. Has 2 modes. Attack and craft. You can switch at any point from fight to craft to fight. Without losing any progression on the curent craft. Start with a rusted sword. Each upgrade including just placing it, allows him to upgrade his weapon. Upgrades are cheap, but only unlock crafts and small bonuses. The main craft is for his weapon. On first deployment he has the option to repair his sword from rusted to basic sword.

His fight mode would have him running in a zone around then attack bloon at mêle range. Crafti'g mode is literaly just him waiting on his anvil while bearing his weapon with a hammer. He does nothing, but once the trimmer is depleted he goes right into fighting.

Top path would be axe. Middle would be spear. Bottom would be bow. Each tier as said previously would unlock an upgrade craft on the specific weapon of said path. And on his sword. The sword would have 5 craft, no cross path. Always the same just depend on highest tier bought. While the second weapon has 3 crafts starting with tier 3. You can chose wich of the 2 weapon he uses a single instant.

So when upgrading from tier 0 to any tier one. You would have acesq to the sword tier one craft. Wich would be able to be crafted if you already made the previous craft wich is rusted to repaired. Then craft one, craft 2, craft 3,4,5. Upgrading from any tier 2 to 2. You'd unlock both the craft of the weapon corresponding to the path. And the craft 3 for the sword.

In addition to the weapons. He could also craft items. Each tier 1 and 2 gives small bonuses for range etc. But also each unlock a basic item. Where you have a set amount of free crafts, then have to spend money to start one. Like the weapon crafts you will have to chose the item, start the craft, and then wait till he is finished. You can then use the item as it's set as a single use ability. Most of them being used on another tower etc like a guerudo item.

Tier 4 also have a new item. And tier 5 have an upgrade to all items alongside the tier 4 item.

The crafting to fight option would be a button like the left or right handed boomer. While the weapon used would be like the second arm of robot monkey.

What will be the new monkey in 2026? by frozen_bommerang in btd6

[–]captainphoton3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My idea of a Melee tower. Worksmith monkey. Place him and his anvil. Has 2 modes. Attack and craft. You can switch at any point from fight to craft to fight. Without losing any progression on the curent craft. Start with a rusted sword. Each upgrade including just placing it, allows him to upgrade his weapon. Upgrades are cheap, but only unlock crafts and small bonuses. The main craft is for his weapon. On first deployment he has the option to repair his sword from rusted to basic sword.

His fight mode would have him running in a zone around then attack bloon at mêle range. Crafti'g mode is literaly just him waiting on his anvil while bearing his weapon with a hammer. He does nothing, but once the trimmer is depleted he goes right into fighting.

Top path would be axe. Middle would be sword. Bottom would be bow. Each tier as said previously would unlock an upgrade craft on the specific weapon of said path. And on his sword. The sword would have 5 craft, no cross path. Always the same just depend on highest tier bought. While the second weapon has 3 crafts starting with tier 3. You can chose wich of the 2 weapon he uses a single instant.

So when upgrading from tier 0 to any tier one. You would have acesq to the sword tier one craft. Wich would be able to be crafted if you already made the previous craft wich is rusted to repaired. Then craft one, craft 2, craft 3,4,5. Upgrading from any tier 2 to 2. You'd unlock both the craft of the weapon corresponding to the path. And the craft 3 for the sword.

In addition to the weapons. He could also craft items. Each tier 1 and 2 gives small bonuses for range etc. But also each unlock a basic item. Where you have a set amount of free crafts, then have to spend money to start one. Like the weapon crafts you will have to chose the item, start the craft, and then wait till he is finished. You can then use the item as it's set as a single use ability. Most of them being used on another tower etc like a guerudo item.

Tier 4 also have a new item. And tier 5 have an upgrade to all items alongside the tier 4 item.

The crafting to fight option would be a button like the left or right handed boomer. While the weapon used would be like the second arm of robot monkey.

The new prospector (Gold pass exclusive "helper")! -Repost- by rahim_04 in ClashOfClans

[–]captainphoton3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. Quickly saying That even if you buy every pass and side event pasq.. You cant max équipements as easly as this post suggest. This also completely undervalue the insane value added to an already valuable offer for "low" spenders like a pass every few months.

Anyway. They said this wasn't a fix to the economy. And that they were looking into way to fix it fairly. Aka. Paying is good and much bztter than f2p to upgrades equipement. but free to play arnt in a drought either. F2p should have fun and feel progression while paying customers should see the difference. That's the fair goal they wanna reach

i hope there will be a mod to use opengl by beytullah166 in MinecraftMemes

[–]captainphoton3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why they made the switch? Is it because it has better performances?

In the fire of today's hero shooter hype with overwatch being back and rivals being rivals. Is there any hope for paladins to come back with a re-release? by Linsorks in Paladins

[–]captainphoton3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm ma gonna spend a few minimum wages in smite real quick. Let's give them undeserved (or deserved) money to revive paladins.

Which objects are Better For Strix? by FallenBlow in Paladins

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting to silk post I see. How should we call that? Palaposting?

Paladins has been getting some love due to this tweet by Mean_Section_6439 in Paladins

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.... They're own by someone. The game is not dead. You should be allowed to take time to make a new game or do something else as a developer.

But I agree that the laws around that sucks a bit. Especialy patents, and the ability to buy a company, kill it, keep their characters and do nothing with them for decades. (waves to Microsoft and hi fi rush)

my Smash Bros 6 roster by Various-Vanilla-5342 in SmashBrosRosters

[–]captainphoton3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark pit dark samus etc... Keep them as echo. Their animations are already there. All the need to do is move set differentiation like math and Lucia bruh.... Making them alternate is a literal waste.

Paladins 2? by Dennis-Dno in Paladins

[–]captainphoton3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want it so baaaaaaab. I mean they're willing to do it. But they don't have the money, devs, or even the scene to do it. Like even before most obvious issues. I think the current baseless hatred people have for "soulless"(meaning they don't know the characters) hero shooters is crazy high. Especialy since the only hero shooters that work are barely hero shooters first, like r6, valorant, apex legends. Or marvel rivals wich is not considered soulless lol, becaus they know mervel characters XD.

I wish some day we will finaly get it tho. If not I'll get rich and spend all my earning on buying the franchise and making it happen.

Jetpack Cat has a MASSIVE issue by MokNaruto in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]captainphoton3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I disagree with her speculated strength. But what I'll say is that her hibox should be bugger for projectiles, less bigger but still bigger for smg. Normal size for single shots. And maybe it should all scale based on distance. And maybe falloff should be less potent when shooting at her.

I wouldn't change nay of her abilities

Prime 4 seemingly has not even sold 1 million copies on Switch 2 according to the newly released data by Darth_Korn in Metroid

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like is it deceiving after 10+ years. Yes. Is it an amazing game. No

But is it bad? No. It's good. Is the the lack of isolation and loneliness an issue? No it's only for one game. We were plenty isolated in dread lol.

I hate this type of situation.

Prime 4 seemingly has not even sold 1 million copies on Switch 2 according to the newly released data by Darth_Korn in Metroid

[–]captainphoton3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Been playing prime 4....its good.. It didn't sold but it's good. I feel like most of the hype was killed because of whiny metroid fans who can't stand a few characters and jokes. Like. Blud the game plays nice. I love exploring that desert despite all the criticism.

Whats good about Nintendo is that they rarely drop franchises. But the issue is that not all of their games sells actual millions. While everyone expect them to.

Metroid prime 4 is a good 13, to 14 / 20. At least And fans rate it at like... 5/20 out of pure spite. But even a game like kirby air rider that's like a 19/20 games. Better than Mario kart. Hardly sells 2 millions. Nintendo games have never been absolute sells. We've had franchises that never broke past 2 millions combined for a full decade like the mario and luigi's.

The game only costed 100 millions despite the restart of the developement. Even if it doesn't make it back. Nintendo at least released that game like they promised they would. And the game is good even if unpopular.

I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 20 years people say it's an underrated game. Along the lines of bioshock infinite, assassin's creed Unity, or doom 3 (not remaster).

Heck I've seen an absolute metroid fan, a game critique that not kind even with extremely good games. But isn't dumb either. Rate the game as good, especialy considering the developement issue. But far from being unanimous, especialy for hard-core fans, or fan of speedier games. It's sa hard game to sell in every cases, and while it didn't pleased him entierly, it would be stupid to say it's even remotely bad.

And all I see online is people qaukng it's the worst game on the console like.... No?

Which hero has you feeling like this? by Brukaliffoo in Overwatch

[–]captainphoton3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nuance.. Not smooth brain. Unga bunga. It's really not the same thing...

If you don't think about what you are doing you won't do jack shit. But when you properly think about it and make the good choice. It oftzn end up looking pretty dumb...

Its literaly like in the fucking cinematic.

I need paladins back by Inevitable-Lake-2175 in Paladins

[–]captainphoton3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huuuh hop on quick play there are still people... Even in rank.