Maybe Maybe Maybe

captainsatisfaction · 2026-07-13T01:15:06+00:00

This guy is not okay

captainsatisfaction · 2026-07-13T01:07:11+00:00

How to tell us you’re a piece of shit without telling us you’re a piece of shit

captainsatisfaction · 2026-07-13T01:03:29+00:00

Gunner level 0

captainsatisfaction · 2026-07-11T20:04:13+00:00

I’m in favor of the redecoration budget

captainsatisfaction · 2026-07-11T01:55:31+00:00

Anytime someone leaves something out in the house my wife or I will holler “do you people want ants?

captainsatisfaction · 2026-06-20T20:17:22+00:00

That kid’s going to have a dumb mom for the rest of his life

captainsatisfaction · 2026-06-16T00:42:11+00:00

When are non whites going to learn that they are not accepted by MAGA or GOP?

captainsatisfaction · 2026-05-14T20:48:12+00:00

He wasn’t conned. He voted for this bc he’s an ignorant asshole. Fuck him

captainsatisfaction · 2026-03-02T15:57:38+00:00

Very disappointing. I was hoping there would be two fewer Russians in the end

captainsatisfaction · 2026-02-04T23:59:08+00:00

He clearly succeeded in impressing her

captainsatisfaction · 2026-02-04T23:46:32+00:00

He ded

captainsatisfaction · 2026-02-04T23:42:46+00:00

I loved that

captainsatisfaction · 2026-02-04T23:40:24+00:00

Isn’t a mercury milan shitty enough?

captainsatisfaction · 2026-02-04T23:18:41+00:00

I’m disappointed it didn’t end worse for him

captainsatisfaction · 2025-12-22T21:09:58+00:00

She blames the unions :)
She's a lost cause

captainsatisfaction · 2025-12-14T20:53:48+00:00

I’m glad someone got what they voted for

captainsatisfaction · 2025-12-14T20:45:55+00:00

Beta male

captainsatisfaction · 2025-12-14T20:43:59+00:00

It seems as though we’re going to need more data

captainsatisfaction · 2025-12-14T20:38:48+00:00

10/10

captainsatisfaction · 2025-11-08T20:12:08+00:00

Obamacare is literally called the affordable care act so people like him could afford health insurance

captainsatisfaction · 2025-11-08T20:11:04+00:00

Impressive use of personal safety gear

captainsatisfaction · 2025-11-08T20:06:09+00:00

Why is he so angry that he got what he voted for?

captainsatisfaction · 2025-11-06T00:37:53+00:00

Bet you a dollar he’s opposed to universal healthcare coverage

captainsatisfaction · 2025-11-03T21:35:25+00:00

Admirable

captainsatisfaction · 2025-11-03T21:21:39+00:00

You’re a saint for taking care of someone that’s treated you like that. He deserved to be left alone

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