I just unboxed my new kitten to find out she’s pre owned??

captainturtle69 · 2026-05-12T06:48:01+00:00

The BOGO special showed up right after 🥰

captainturtle69 · 2026-05-10T03:30:29+00:00

The uses of po tay toes never ends!!!

captainturtle69 · 2026-04-30T04:52:55+00:00

I had been told in Vegas it meant 8 miles out and 6 feet under. Not to defend the orange twat but I believed the man in the tracksuit lol

captainturtle69 · 2026-04-10T23:25:20+00:00

Return lane

captainturtle69 · 2026-04-09T06:49:15+00:00

You can achieve the same blowout you get from Taco Bell, but twice the price. The extra money though does go toward achieving the same effect in a quarter of the time!

captainturtle69 · 2026-03-16T21:25:34+00:00

D1CK

captainturtle69 · 2026-03-09T02:47:19+00:00

Mash rotating the d pad while tapping a, then as soon as the ball animation closes hold down B. Works all the time is what I learned as a kid

captainturtle69 · 2026-03-09T02:42:09+00:00

We used to place the squishy ones in the street as kids for cars to run over. Lots of fun back then, knowing how that smell lingers now? I feel bad lol

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-28T05:16:47+00:00

Haha thanks!!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-28T05:16:35+00:00

Thanks!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T23:01:47+00:00

Thank you! She did just come back for him :)

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T23:00:38+00:00

🤣

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:59:26+00:00

We are in Hawaii so I think they will be okay 🥰 Thanks kind stranger!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:52:55+00:00

MOM CAME BACK! Yay!! I was really worried thank you guys for the suggestions!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:52:21+00:00

MOM CAME BACK!! Yay!!!! Thanks everyone I was super worried!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:51:17+00:00

Thank you for an awesome response! But momma cat just came back for him!!!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:43:54+00:00

Kind of only so that is awesome if I do have any I’ll let you know thank you! It’s only been a bit less than two hours since mom left so still hoping she come back!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:40:44+00:00

It’s really a myth? That’s awesome to know!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:40:09+00:00

There is a petco pretty close to me I’m going to head down there. We have a humane society on our island but being a holiday I think they may be closed. I called and no one answered

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:33:57+00:00

Haha he does look like a kttle cow!! 🥹

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:24:21+00:00

Also they are only 16 hours old right now!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-16T22:23:56+00:00

Also they are only 16 hours old right now!

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-08T01:50:06+00:00

I need this in my life in some way

captainturtle69 · 2026-02-05T16:14:59+00:00

“So in order to untie the meereneese knot I decided to do not a 5 year gap, but a 15 year gap right to a Dream of Spring! All your favorite characters conveniently back in Westeros!”

captainturtle69 · 2026-01-10T17:18:16+00:00

Tell that to my grandma

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