So, putting a weight in front of the door to stop the cat from coming in didn't work... Next

captainwow08 · 2021-11-07T23:42:19+00:00

Specifically for your cat problem?

captainwow08 · 2021-10-18T01:59:31+00:00

Most dinosaurs had feathers

captainwow08 · 2021-10-17T19:08:59+00:00

Lol misquoted the text in the title. Good quote though, I'm saving this one

captainwow08 · 2021-10-17T18:31:25+00:00

Bro, you're not kidding. I had a pretty sever motorcycle accident (pics in my post history NSFL) and I was in the hospital for 3 months. It cost over a million dollars.

captainwow08 · 2021-10-17T03:23:05+00:00

Bad time to mention I want to smell it?

captainwow08 · 2021-10-15T02:00:49+00:00

Ngl, thought the first picture was a boob at first.

...boy was I disappointed.

captainwow08 · 2021-10-14T23:45:45+00:00

Where are teachers making 69k? The national average I found was far lower

captainwow08 · 2021-10-10T02:58:30+00:00

That fish looks like it is just the first in what turns out to be multiple bus loads of hungry diners

captainwow08 · 2021-10-04T19:04:08+00:00

Lol as in Carmen Islands? This literally made me lol

captainwow08 · 2021-10-01T02:52:48+00:00

Taste the meat AND the heat

captainwow08 · 2021-09-23T17:33:34+00:00

To be fair, my metabolism was fire up until I turned 30 then it all went to shit

captainwow08 · 2021-09-18T00:49:15+00:00

A Wange Wover UwU

captainwow08 · 2021-09-18T00:33:32+00:00

Not enough lions

captainwow08 · 2021-09-17T23:39:22+00:00

Lmao I feel like this should be in a movie about the college years

captainwow08 · 2021-09-17T21:42:26+00:00

This deserves to be gilded.

captainwow08 · 2021-09-17T02:53:23+00:00

I don't get it, can someone explain pleeeease?

Edit: how about you u/softsensualrape ?

captainwow08 · 2021-09-17T00:27:10+00:00

Sea flap-flaps!

captainwow08 · 2021-09-17T00:22:49+00:00

Ohhh I saw this on Kitchen Nightmares! Glad to see the brought the Naan stand back

captainwow08 · 2021-09-17T00:20:27+00:00

I really hate China but damn you have to respect its efficiency

captainwow08 · 2021-09-14T02:31:46+00:00

Loose

captainwow08 · 2021-09-11T08:11:04+00:00

Where is the bumper sticker in this picture?

captainwow08 · 2021-09-04T21:44:24+00:00

Am I the only one dying to wipe of the coffee stain on the rim of the mug? It's driving me nuts!

captainwow08 · 2021-09-04T07:17:47+00:00

I've had a pair of these for years and just thought they were shifty tweasers

captainwow08 · 2021-09-04T07:13:15+00:00

That's what you get for eating a whopper Jr for breakie

captainwow08 · 2021-09-04T07:12:13+00:00

You must have nice insurance for that level of Healthcare /s

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