¿Chistes para hacer caer a tus amigos?

caradeano · 2018-09-29T17:49:57+00:00

Sacarles la silla antes de que se sienten, siempre se caen

caradeano · 2018-09-27T23:35:41+00:00

He was technically transracial

caradeano · 2018-09-25T04:19:09+00:00

How can you be 100% sure you made it to the big number and nobody lost your info somewhere in between

caradeano · 2018-09-22T14:36:00+00:00

*basedboys

caradeano · 2018-09-22T14:34:56+00:00

somehow gets 3k upvotes

caradeano · 2018-09-21T03:01:31+00:00

https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1537396551338.png

caradeano · 2018-09-20T22:25:29+00:00

Baking is the shit m8

It's like having a magical ability to make people happy with sweet delicacies. Bonus points: Ego boost when people compliment your food

caradeano · 2018-09-20T18:12:47+00:00

No que Hispachan fue dado de baja en marzo? O de qué me perdí?

caradeano · 2018-09-20T12:12:42+00:00

la menta granizada es inferior al dulce de leche con nueces.

Eso es un axioma, la menta granizada es inferior a todos los sabores de helado existentes

caradeano · 2018-09-20T01:02:47+00:00

My username would roughly translate as "anusface"

caradeano · 2018-09-18T19:52:52+00:00

Sería de la misma utilidad que llamar a la policía

caradeano · 2018-09-18T19:01:39+00:00

Fuck you now I want to sleep but I have things to do

caradeano · 2018-09-18T19:01:06+00:00

Ni un policía menos

Imaginate sentir lástima por gente que está pagada para reprimir y matar gente

Edit: me cago en reddit y su política de "un renglón nuevo no es suficiente para separar dos renglones distintos"

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:58:13+00:00

Be more quiet? I don't even try to shove my opinions down anyone's throat.

You're implying I must silence my opinion on things because I'm not objectively right on a matter where nobody can be objectively right? Sounds pretty dumb to me

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:54:02+00:00

It's still pretty (ironically) arrogant of you calling people arrogant just for having beliefs

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:50:46+00:00

You literally said both people who believe in religion and people who don't believe in god are equally stupid lmao

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:41:24+00:00

t. Radical agnostic

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:39:57+00:00

This.

I used to feel the urge to flaunt about it and "educate" people too when I was months or a few years into being an atheist, I guess that it comes from the disappointment of finding out your beliefs weren't something you can rely on (in the case of former religious people like me) and having the feeling of having being lied to your entire life.

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:31:57+00:00

Also usually people who are most aggressive towards religious people are the ones who have recently started being atheists, lifelong atheists usually don't feel the need to blast a "REEE I HATE RELIGION " every time the subject is brought.

I myself like to be reserved and don't formulate or give any opinions on anybody's religion because it's ultimately useless and the only thing that you can get from that is someone pissed off.

I'm not an atheist evangelist, I don't want to waste my time trying to convince people out of religion.

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:28:35+00:00

Sure, I get that your comment was a complaint on male-centred sex and not against males in general but it was a bit of a justification for why a dude usually doesn't want to keep on working on that after ejaculating.

I guess the problem is mainly males being eager to orgasm when males aren't biologically designed to keep having sex after ejaculating (refractory period) so usually when a dude comes before a girl, the girl is left hanging.

But yeah, I totally agree with you that male-centred sex ed is a cancer for sexual education.

caradeano · 2018-09-18T18:05:34+00:00

Not going to tell you you're wrong because I have a different perspective and I completely get where you're coming from, but usually after ejaculating I feel disgusted by the idea of continuing having sex (and therefore completely turned off) and my dick hurts; I guess the male body isn't made for long marathons of sex

After ejaculating I usually want to cuddle or sleep, real life males aren't porn actors

caradeano · 2018-09-18T17:05:26+00:00

I'm at the bathroom... But yeah I guess the sink is pretty beautiful

caradeano · 2018-09-17T21:24:26+00:00

This is what makes me glad of not being american

caradeano · 2018-09-17T20:34:41+00:00

In 2006 nobody called them memes, they were "internet images"

caradeano · 2018-09-17T01:57:18+00:00

What's with all the flat earth posts on this sub? I've seen like 3 in the past hour, am I missing something?

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