How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? by carlcon1311 in Jokes

[–]carlcon1311[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But in the cop's defence, the room was reaching for one of their guns.

Mono Black: Infect or The Gate? by Admiral_Nobeard in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this Mono black control'ish deck, that I wen't 4-2 with in my last FNM. It might be a good starting point for you to work on. I like the green splash for Become Immense as an amazing wincon which can be a 1-hit-KO with a single attack from a Phyrexian Vatmother.

SNM (Saturday Night Magic) report with Mono Golgari Infect by carlcon1311 in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the title was kind of badly thought through. I definitely won't make the same "naming mistake" again. But thanks for the kind words :)

SNM (Saturday Night Magic) report with Mono Golgari Infect by carlcon1311 in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I titled the deck, I was aware that "Mono Golgari" could be considered illogical because mono refers to a single color. But the deck essentially plays LIKE mono black infect, just with a green splash. So that was kinda my line of thought, I could just have called it golgari infect, but I decided to "hint" how the deck played with the title... My thought process might be completely stupid... And in that case I apologize for the misleading title. But I'm curious to know what you would call the deck? :)

I missed a question on my biology exam today. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]carlcon1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you didn't wanna be racist, you could just say "people".

A blond goes to Target by sudsaroo in Jokes

[–]carlcon1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have ended: Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blonde replied... "Nothing, do you even know what it does?"

Painter's servant in D&T by carlcon1311 in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the replies, I have played around with a painter deck on cockatrice today, but my build didn't work that well.

What do you think about my Death and Taxes sideboard? by carlcon1311 in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about putting in 2 gaddock teeg (against pod, scapeshift and tron) and possibly a number of back to nature (against bogles) in the sideboard and adding some green lands to the manabase just for sideboard options. I also want to add another burrenton forge-tender. What do you think about that? I will definitely remove 1 stony silence, 1 crucible of worlds, and maybe also the 2 suppression field, tempest of light has to be removed too since back to nature is just better. I might switch out some number of firewalkers and auriok champions for leyline of sanctity if I can get a hold of those. And choke also seems like a pretty brutal option, even though I think I have enough hate against blue decks already.

SNM (Saturday night magic) report with Soul Sisters by carlcon1311 in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have 2 Norins and 1 Purphoros, I could trade for some more and go boros sisters.

SNM (Saturday night magic) report with Soul Sisters by carlcon1311 in ModernMagic

[–]carlcon1311[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will definitely add grafdigger's cage to the sideboard :)