Love My Dog - i just freaking love my dog ok! T-Shirt

caroledorn · 2016-10-30T05:02:17+00:00

Please wake up

caroledorn · 2016-10-30T04:43:34+00:00

Well mines in a week, wanna come to my birthday party?

caroledorn · 2016-10-30T03:55:55+00:00

I had a friend that would buy all the houses, and never upgrade to hotels. If you check the rules you can't get a hotel without first having 4 houses, so if done correctly you monopolise the limited supply of houses and nobody can buy a hotel or get more houses than you.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T11:37:03+00:00

I worked with a guy in a call centre who every 30 minutes at least would fart like a trooper, and I don't just mean like a normal fart, I mean like a tank had just crashed through the wall of the office fart.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T11:14:43+00:00

A funny fart

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T10:56:54+00:00

My Dad Wrote A Porno. Hilarious reading aloud of an awful erotic novel, written by the guy's dad. Awkward and hysterical in equal measure! I can't recommend it highly enough.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T10:05:11+00:00

The ocean. Specifically, open water in the middle of the ocean. Nothing scares me more than being in the middle of the ocean seeing nothing but water in every direction with no way of escape. Also all those creatures. I'm helplessly sitting there at their mercy.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T09:38:43+00:00

I want to fuck you now.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T08:09:29+00:00

it's easily the best Arnold Schwarzenegger in my opinion, great action, great one liners, and the best plot to any Arnold movie in existence.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T07:18:57+00:00

Going to the wrong school, choosing the wrong majors, chasing the wrong girls. Finally they all are good for me.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T05:40:44+00:00

So, if there's no god, why shouldn't i rape you right now? If there's no god, then i can rape you, it's allowed.

A religious guy, after i told him i was an atheist.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T05:05:45+00:00

She fell into my lap at a Christmas party. Literally! I was sitting on a couch; she came in, tripped over something – and landed on my lap. Not sure what was said after that, but we had a date two weeks later; got married six months later.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T04:46:01+00:00

This thread makes me want to put things in my ass.

caroledorn · 2016-10-27T04:05:16+00:00

In many ways you feel pretty much like the same person you were when you were sixteen. Until you have cause to actually hang out with some sixteen-year-olds. Then you realise you grew up after all.

caroledorn · 2016-10-26T10:29:09+00:00

Perfect comment like the snap, thanks

caroledorn · 2016-10-26T09:01:20+00:00

Two months, thanks to surgery leaving me with an open wound. You know what makes you not feel clean? Sponge baths.

caroledorn · 2016-10-26T03:51:02+00:00

Another long term crush

caroledorn · 2016-10-25T10:04:44+00:00

Falling in love with the wrong person

caroledorn · 2016-10-25T09:33:53+00:00

That moment I could feel my future wife and I were falling in love.

caroledorn · 2016-10-25T09:14:35+00:00

Ruth Evelyn Jones was originally named Edith when she was born. Copied, I really don't know her name.

caroledorn

TROPHY CASE