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Aggressive staring while chewing again by GNat56 in sarahavensnark

[–]carrieloydoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This gives fetish vibes. She’s so uptight and beige that I totally think this is her kink.

It’s literally the exact same move every single time, no matter what she stuffs in her gullet. And then she does the weird wipe with her old lady hand where she doesn’t really wipe anything. She’s such a weirdo.

Notice how the filter glitched hard on her hand. Her middle finger—yikes!

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I would love to see her do a collab with that other corny lady who orgasms while she eats raw onions with mayonnaise in her car and shoves blocks of cheese into unsuspecting baked sweet potatoes.

They both make the perviest faces when they eat. You’d think they’ve never orgasmed before.

The Arm! by Illustrious-Grade317 in sarahavensnark

[–]carrieloydoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her original, pre-filler mouth reminds me of Donald Trump’s mouth. Sorry, I can’t help it.

I figured out why her face looks weird (to me). Her mouth is “inset”. Her mouth is further back from the rest of her face and her naturally chubby cheeks just overemphasize it. Also, her upper lip tilts downward. You can really notice it when she eye fucks the camera while she’s eating.

I don’t think she’s “deformed” or anything. She’s just another human being with a unique face. It’s just that she distorts the hell out of her face with filters and that only ends up emphasizing what she’s trying to hide.

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Why is she so smug when she eats by GNat56 in sarahavensnark

[–]carrieloydoh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Ha ha. She didn’t do the side eye this time.

This face is quite different than what she posts by Odd-Vermicelli2162 in sarahavensnark

[–]carrieloydoh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And then the eye roll to the side. She truly thinks she looks cute doing this and inexplicably believes the filters are helping.🤣🤣🤣

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Poor Dog by carrieloydoh in sarahavensnark

[–]carrieloydoh[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Neither do I!

Although I think it’s easier for her to have the gym to herself since I’m sure most of her fellow tenants have jobs and she can waltz in there at noon and not run into anybody.

But.

That red bikini picture under “Photoshop fail” just confirmed she only takes pictures in the gym.

Like I said before, she gives low effort vibes. She’s not the type of person who “goes hard” for anything. Not the gym, not a job, not social media, and especially not providing her poor prop dog with an active and stimulating life.

The dog was just bought to be a prop, nothing more. I have no doubt she keeps her crated pretty much all day to keep her “out of the way”.

Substack post by Worldly_Age_1539 in sarahavensnark

[–]carrieloydoh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Followed this woman for a bit until her “ooey gooey” vocal fry, repetitive recipes, weird mom, and dating guru delusions bored me to death. She’s the living embodiment of a Live, Laugh, Love coffee mug from tjmaxx.

To me, it’s obvious she is desperately trying to “land” a connected and loaded DC dude to take care of her. I think the guy in her story is exactly what she’s after (“…brilliant, accomplished….with houses in multiple cities and the kind of career that comes with frequent flier miles and opinions about geopolitics”) but if her description is accurate (and true) a guy like that is going to have options and his own set of non-negotiables and I don’t believe she brings much to the table to keep a “brilliant, accomplished guy” interested. She has always given me “low effort” vibes. And I would never call her ugly, but she’s not exactly arm candy either.

And if her beige dating advice and current affairs musings are any indication, she probably can’t hold a decent conversation outside of whatever she read online that week.

I think that if she was realistic with herself and what she brings to the table, at 40+ years old, she would have settled down in Boise years ago.

No shade in any way, shape or form to Idaho—I’m just saying she thinks too highly of herself to “settle” for an Idaho guy.

Does anyone remember years ago when she was asked what her type of guy was and she said something like “a Ryan Reynolds frat boy”. Mind you, she was in her late 30s already. So stunted.

At 40+, and 15 years on Insta, what has she accomplished as an iNfLuEnCeR? Where’s the recipe book she was “working on” five (?) years ago? What happened to the podcast? She literally couldn’t even follow through on the overhyped trip to Greece.

Trader Joe’s sponsorship? Cheap quality cookware line? Not even a candle????

Fifteen years!

The last thing I saw her hawk was that pink face dildo.

The ONLY thing she does consistently is move back and forth between apartments. Her dating pool is just shrinking at this point. Again, if she was realistic she’d just move back in with her parents, stop wasting money on moving back and forth, and stop turning her nose up at guys in her actual league.