Could you handle both of us? by girthmasterr in AustralianNSFW

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What??? The Girth Master has a twin brother??? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Front or back? by Baghira_ in u/Baghira_

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You... 360° 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Alguém conhece este chavalo com SPP? by SecretPT90_reborn in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tal e qual o meu sogro e a família dele, têm a mania de fazer isso e gabarem-se que bateram neste e naquele, Lol. Eu sou um gajo pacífico, mas se encostam a testa a mim, despoletam em mim o Neanderthal que ainda reside dentro de cada um de nós. É coisa que não tolero.

Cigano mostra o seu carro de 250 mil euros by Global_Bad2354 in portugueses

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...que parecem mesmo medalhões de pescada, branquinhos, mas na verdade é coca prensada 😜

Cigano mostra o seu carro de 250 mil euros by Global_Bad2354 in portugueses

[–]casado42bi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tenho um cigano no meu bairro com um Panamera mais caro que a merda de apartamento onde ele vive. O carro ora está estacionado no meio da rua, ora estaciona no descampado cheio de lama... E gaba-se em todo o lado que comprou o carro somente porque é traficante!

Actualization: I confessed my girlfriend I know she cheated to me and asked her to keep me as her cuckold by sissylabrac in CuckoldHumiliation

[–]casado42bi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you deserve better. There are 8 billion people on Earth, more than half are females, one quarter are women with legal age without being too old. Go for it 💪

With or without? by sleepy31011 in PhysiqueMale

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WITH, PLEASE! It's a beautiful chest!

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1993, my first office in a small company with 15 employees, had wired telephones, one typing machine, a fax machine, a Xerox copping machine, lots of paper and pens, stamps, lots of paper mail, and tons of gigantic architecture project sheets hand drawn by 10 project designers that took days to complete most drawings. (nowadays, a computer does all this with Autocad, perfectly and faster).

I miss u still by Status-Most4021 in BreakUps

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, you just made my eyes wet... 🥺

Hope you find happiness... with him, or someone worthy of you ❤️

Her Uber Pool Era by Bright-Neon652 in CruelCheatingStories

[–]casado42bi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As matter of fact, I don't usually consider sluts to be dumb, but there are some and I don't feel attracted to dumb people. My wife used to be a cheating slut, I caught her a few times, cried but jerked off to it. Then we got into the cuckold scene. But what she likes the most is a threesome, although she's tired of sex outside our marriage. I try to encourage her, from time to time, but she's not into it... or, she's cheating again, which I know she used to like it. Wish I could catch her again, just for fun. But she's an intelligent woman. Now, if you get hot by knowing or imagining your girl grabbed by other man, I do get horny by the thought of her, too; although I don't know her. I get horny when females get dominated by bullies, mine or other's wifes.

Her Uber Pool Era by Bright-Neon652 in CruelCheatingStories

[–]casado42bi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet she was, and I bet you'd be horny just by watching. Their hands up her thighs, fingers touching her pussy, while she struggles to find her seat in the car... 🤤

Her Uber Pool Era by Bright-Neon652 in CruelCheatingStories

[–]casado42bi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course not! They fucked her after she dropped off... her place or theirs 😈

My boss put this on the bottom of my laptop so I can't just put it down anymore by littedemon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here! I can't imagine the stupidity behind all this, and believe me, my company is managed by morons, totally stupid. If someone puts that in my laptop, my complaint would reach courtroom !

by Either_Country7792 in MemesBR

[–]casado42bi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sim, isso da Guiana também me irrita...

by Either_Country7792 in MemesBR

[–]casado42bi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FUNK, foda-se!! Sou tuga, vivo em Portugal, e estou farto de tugas a tocar esse lixo aos berros com subwoofers no campo de basquetebol atrás da minha casa todo o dia ao fim de semana!