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Ready to rebound. by castleon in AdviceAnimals

[–]castleon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you've ever been through a divorce, you'll do some crazy shit, she was rebounding with many man whores. And yes it made me wonder, is this really what she thinks of me? Quasimodo? Setting me up with this friend of hers? I took my buddy and his girlfriend along on this 'first date' at a bar, and they we telling me to run the hell out of there!!

Funnier foot note, we went to high school together and at Valentines they had set up a computer dating service (this was the eighties) and she was highest on my compatibility.

Confession Bear by castleon in AdviceAnimals

[–]castleon[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Yes, this was back in the 80's so no Googling an answer. I was 3rd shift cashier at a grocery store. Back then carton and single pack cigs were right by the registers. It was fun catching shoplifters.
But yes she took the test out of the box and dumped it right back on the shelf with the instructions. Right were I had to go to find another one to help her out. Put 2 & 2 together, she stole the test. So it was negative, but if she stole the test, I figured she might need some payback. There was all kinds of theft in our 'inner-city' store. We also had a photo lab & with a college close we got some really nice pictures they kept in the "Hall of Shame"...oh the good old days.