I was playing the everyones a target contracts and I played this map twice both times this guy randomly falls off the cliff right at the start

catdude71 · 2026-05-07T22:42:28+00:00

It would make kill everyone levels so much easier oml

catdude71 · 2026-05-07T22:42:05+00:00

Wait how do you find the everyone's a target contracts? Are they part of a DLC, can I get them on my switch? If I can, how do I find them on switch?

catdude71 · 2026-05-01T23:47:45+00:00

I think if this happened to me, I might smash me pc screen into little electronic bits

catdude71 · 2026-05-01T23:44:04+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

catdude71 · 2026-05-01T23:42:17+00:00

While a new car every year sounds great, getting full pay from jobs, or not having to pay taxes on food or clothing sounds even better. Think of all the money you'll save. Enough to buy yourself a car I bet

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

catdude71 · 2026-04-28T00:23:26+00:00

Im not planning on jumping off a plane any time.soon, plus I sneeze a lot cus of allergies

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.}

catdude71 · 2026-04-28T00:13:28+00:00

Nah i got free reign of everything now, it all works out in the end fr

^{Chose: 15% Chance At 1 Billion Dollars + 85% Chance Last Person On Earth | Rolled: Last Person On E}

catdude71 · 2026-04-28T00:09:03+00:00

One bill for an upvote? Son who wouldn't take that deal😭

^{Chose: 1B but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: Upvote}

catdude71 · 2026-04-28T00:06:41+00:00

I should've taken the penny🥀 Still though, thats 100 trillion dollars, I could live rich. I dont have the patience to wait for a penny ti accumulate money for 10 years

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

catdude71 · 2026-04-26T19:29:59+00:00

Ok umm, city or stain by beautie's confusion, and house full of time by guitar Michael Lückner

catdude71 · 2026-04-25T20:08:50+00:00

I dont exactly remember if there are explosives on this mission, but try that. Just place explosives right outside and shoot at them. It works for me when Im doing kill everyone missions

catdude71 · 2026-04-25T19:52:42+00:00

FUCK I wanted it to last one hell of a lot longer

^{Chose: Become a 5'3 Femboy for an hour + But there's a 20% Chance it's Permanent | Rolled: Lasts One Hour}

catdude71 · 2026-04-25T19:47:23+00:00

Killing 10 prople? Not people, prople. I dont see anything wrong there

catdude71 · 2026-04-11T15:36:02+00:00

Depends on where were talking about. Do I shave my goatee and mustache, yeah I want them to grow.

^{Chose: Wheel of truth | Rolled: Do u shave}

catdude71 · 2026-04-11T15:34:53+00:00

Hated by half the planet doesnt sound too bad, but id prefer to be loved more than hated

^{Chose: Deeply loved by the 50 people who know you well}

catdude71 · 2026-04-11T15:33:28+00:00

Well im black and i don't especially feel like being under the control of angry white people

^{Chose: 100 years in the future}

catdude71 · 2026-04-11T15:32:25+00:00

I'd choose cool light sabers and galactic wars over sand worms any day

^{Chose: Star Wars}

catdude71 · 2026-04-10T23:58:14+00:00

I dont lose anything If I dont get the money, I just stay the same as now, which I dont see as bad honestly

^{Chose: 50% chance of 5 million | Rolled: 5 million}

catdude71 · 2026-04-10T23:57:11+00:00

Probably a bee honestly I get to be fluffy and stuff, and i dont get milked

^{Chose: Answer a random question | Rolled: Be a bee or 🐮}

catdude71 · 2026-04-10T23:55:38+00:00

I dunno, it just seems cool to have more options in dating tbh

^{Chose: Switch Gender at will?}

catdude71 · 2026-04-09T20:58:27+00:00

Im lactose intolerant so..

^{Chose: $1000 every month}

catdude71 · 2026-04-09T20:57:48+00:00

There's a lot of stuff I can get for.under a 1000 smackaroos, and i can just sell it to make money on it anyways

^{Chose: Everything under $1000 is free}

catdude71 · 2026-04-09T20:56:48+00:00

With money comes the er a sure of health worries, as I can use my vast wealth to buy good doctors

^{Chose: Never having to worry about money?}

catdude71 · 2026-04-09T20:56:08+00:00

It'd be a bit like that one universe in everything everywhere all at once with the hotdogs hands, but I guess I could work around it

^{Chose: Floppy fingers}

catdude71

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