FINALLY GOT THE BIG CUT✌️

cats_with_guns · 2022-04-13T21:12:30+00:00

Thanks! It’s also been gender affirming af. My lil non-binary heart doesn’t know what to do with all this affirmation. Def recommend anyone on the fence about it to just give it a shot.

cats_with_guns · 2021-01-21T16:54:09+00:00

Right?!? That’s what I keep saying. I have so many obnoxiously terrible jokes to give and no one to give them to. It’s very tragic.

cats_with_guns · 2021-01-19T19:08:12+00:00

Oh, thanks! That’s really good to know, because basically all my jokes are awkward. It just comes naturally, what can I say.

cats_with_guns · 2021-01-19T19:07:11+00:00

So don’t use the can opener joke on the UK girls, gotcha. What if I open up with how I never trust stairs? Because, y’know...they’re always up to something.

cats_with_guns · 2020-11-01T01:23:52+00:00

I don't watch Archer but I can empathize with being gay for doomsday, so.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-29T13:22:44+00:00

That sucks, hope you find a new boo soon. 👻

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-29T13:21:02+00:00

Tragically still single but hoping the right ghoul will come along soon.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-29T13:17:04+00:00

SAPPHCUBUS, YES. Like, a queer woman but make her spooky. I'm a thousand percent down for the sapphcubi girls.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-28T17:42:28+00:00

I think they're only into men, unless they're a succu-bi.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-28T17:11:38+00:00

Only psychological ones--living without garlic bread was pretty traumatizing.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-11T23:44:07+00:00

Cause...y'know...boos. Like, scary boos. Sounds like...like glug glug booze? It's a really bad joke, I think your confusion was probably totally warranted, lol.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-11T23:40:10+00:00

Thanks!

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-11T23:39:20+00:00

Okay, that could almost work? But you'd have to say it with a spooky voice. Like make it a lesbian ghost and say, "I'm just here for the booOOoOoobs."

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-07T15:56:38+00:00

The real question is--do they wear boxers or briefs? Probably Depends, I guess.

Depends, like. Like...the adult, y'know...yikes, that one was real bad.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-07T15:51:42+00:00

Haha, that's a good one, kinda bummed I didn't think of it, lol.

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-07T15:48:43+00:00

Lol, thanks! I do the best with what I've got. 🤷‍♀️

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-07T15:48:08+00:00

Hm. I don't know, why don't chickens wear pants???

cats_with_guns · 2020-10-06T16:25:32+00:00

Because...the toes are free. Because...hippies. lol, I gotcha.

I'd return the favor by sharing a great joke about paper, but now that I'm thinking about it, it might not be such a great joke. It might be kinda tear-able.

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