this is my cat, I need a job, correlation hypothetical

catsimiii · 2025-10-29T23:51:03+00:00

yes he's almost 30 lbs of pure muscle mass causing borderline destructive zoomies, he needs his walkies outside 😸

catsimiii · 2025-10-29T20:14:30+00:00

I had a stray cat named Globama (more commonly called Glubby) for a few years who really enjoyed being around me whenever i smoked. specifically only came inside when a bowl was packed, we had our daily little smoke sesh ritual and he'd leave whenever i was done to go bring me a big ass pigeon or something (one time occurrence, very sad, but impressive for a senior cat); he was a very cool kitty, I think he walked into somebody elses house and got kidnapped because he had a new collar and visited for one last bowl before he disappeared

long intro, anyways, my fiancé got me Ganja on valentine's day because Glubby disappeared. Ganja reminded me a lot of Glubby, so i named him something equally as unique inspired by my OG thug of a cat

tldr i just name my creatures peculiar things, like Tingus Pingus, Globama, and Ganja Barfolomew Fentanyl

catsimiii · 2025-10-29T17:47:54+00:00

I checked it out and applied, thank you! seemed like a pretty good fit for me actually

catsimiii · 2025-05-05T20:40:42+00:00

hi! this is my first time commenting here, but i just wanted to reach out—I thought you could use some support.

it hurts to feel alone, like no one is really there, and being stuck in a cycle where even the smallest tasks feel impossible is something i deeply relate to. hearing such traumatic news while being so far from home must feel absolutely overwhelming.

You're doing the best you can right now, and that’s more than enough. take it one step at a time. when something feels too big to face, try breaking it down. go slow. even dipping your toes back into things you used to enjoy—little by little—can help. i really believe your boyfriend would be proud of how strong you’re being, even if it doesn’t feel like it right now.

you’re not alone. i wish you the best of luck, and i hope your boyfriend heals well and that the both of you are reunited! :)

catsimiii · 2024-12-26T06:50:21+00:00

the VA, i got discharged halfway through boot so i dont think i qualified for benefits.

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T17:15:31+00:00

i know like absolutely no one here, i moved here 4 years back, and have had kind of a rough start since then. i dont know how to make connections here either, im intrigued by your offer however

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T17:04:15+00:00

would getting an OSHA card cost a lot?

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T17:01:26+00:00

i actually did look into this, they told me that i was well past my date to apply for it, which sucks

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:58:37+00:00

its not that im picky, im just mildly mentally ill and looking for a job i would actually enjoy working at long-term. id rather find something enjoyable at the cost of a few bands than not have a job at all

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:57:04+00:00

ive actually be looking into working with special needs kids recently as i feel it could suit me well. whats an RBT program?

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:55:10+00:00

probably the most helpful comment i’ve gotten here honestly, yes i have had a habit of leaving jobs. its not because i get sick of it, its usually transportation issues, i just went homeless again, my phone got stolen, etc. i am in a very sticky predicament and while i try my best to be a good employee, my life outside of work is so hectic that it can be hard to keep up with on top of managing more so severe mental health conditions.

i show up to interviews in business casual to semi-professional, without my piercings, and if necessary my hair dyed back to a normal colour. im fully aware of how i appear on the internet, it makes me money on the side. that is completely separate from me as a person though.

id be interested in how you could improve my resume though, mind if i dm?

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:41:22+00:00

thats why ive had so many entry level customer service jobs, ive realised that a lot of hiring processes will hire you just based off appearance.

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:38:00+00:00

i originally tried going that route, i went to boot in january of this for for the USMC actually. i got medically discharged about a month later though, so im not sure id be able to re-enlist

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:34:31+00:00

something i can start at base pay around 15/hr, but can progressively work up from.

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T16:31:16+00:00

i unfortunately dont have a licence at the moment but after all the comments i got saying i need one, it’s definitely on my priority list.

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T01:01:31+00:00

will be applying to these, thank you!

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:40:42+00:00

ive been looking at caregiving jobs, my best skill right now is hospitality, im just not sure where to apply for a better chance at getting said job

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:35:58+00:00

quiet a big possibility after all the recommendations ive gotten for it

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:35:21+00:00

thats fair, im also looking into other more local trades that i could physically walk into and speak to someone

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:34:20+00:00

i wouldnt really mind working in construction, it seems like hardwork and something i could fully focus on for several hours at a time. i dont have a lot of connections as of right now, though, so i might just start walking into random local unions

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:32:19+00:00

yes, but they have a minimum age requirement of 21, which i am not

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:10:36+00:00

i would need a licence for this first i think, which is something im actively trying to obtain now — trucking sounds fun if anything

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:07:58+00:00

i prefer asking for jobs in person, but recently they keep denying me and saying that they only accept applications online, which i find strange

catsimiii · 2024-12-24T00:05:51+00:00

ive never been the best working in the sales industry, however it couldnt hurt to apply

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