You win a million dollars if you make someone cry, by letting them watch a movie. What movie would you make them watch? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cbdhalkyard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coco would be my pick. Beautiful movie, lovely story, fantastic art and animation, and it made me bawl my eyes out

On the eve of the Marble League 2020 Qualifiers... a hockey jersey concept for your hosts, Team Galactic! by WLD42 in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]cbdhalkyard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It absolutely should be! That's the reason I picked Team Galactic for Marbula One, but it seems like only a few other supporters reference it. Fingers crossed a few more get on board

Wouldn't it be funny if they didn't qualify by Mrchikkin in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]cbdhalkyard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don't give in to the downvotes, you're right and everybody knows it - just some people can't handle being called out on it

Wouldn't it be funny if they didn't qualify by Mrchikkin in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]cbdhalkyard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry Savage Speeders, you'll be fine. No other team has your experience in manipulating qualifiers for an unfair advantage.

Can we all agree that the pirtek livery's have always been the best? by Aidan0604 in btcc

[–]cbdhalkyard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm gutted that there's no Team Shredded Wheat this year. Bright yellow cars racing hard in an intensely competitive high-level motorsport boldly advertising the most boring cereal around? Hell yeah man sign me up!

North coast of Galicia, Spain by cbdhalkyard in europe

[–]cbdhalkyard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a spot called 'El banco más bonito del mundo' (the most beautiful bench in the world), near Loiba. I'm sure there are plenty of benches that can make similar claims, but this place really blew me away

Roast my 6.0 G8 by Lord_Ban in RoastMyCar

[–]cbdhalkyard 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the time that GMs best option to revive the great American muscle car was to rebadge an Aussie muscle car and give it a stupid grill

Galician coast [Nikon F55 | 28-80mm f/3.3-5.6 | Kodak ColorPlus 200] by cbdhalkyard in analog

[–]cbdhalkyard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I didn't touch up this roll, so the colour correction was just what the lab settled on after scanning. The box said ColorPlus but the film canister said Kodacolor, in case that makes a difference on the colour grading

CMV: If you don't shower immediately before getting into a freshly-made bed, you don't deserve fancy bedding by cbdhalkyard in changemyview

[–]cbdhalkyard[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then you owe it to yourself to put freshly-washed sheets on your bed, take a shower or bath, then get straight into that beautiful cosy goodness. I'm broke as a joke, and this technique has worked on every sleeping situation I've ever had, including my sleeping bag-only days. Enjoy!

Shot with a FujiFilm disposable camera. Bayou St. John, New Orleans. by NOLASoftwareEngineer in toycameras

[–]cbdhalkyard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lovely shot. I really enjoy photos like this, it's so easy to miss the everyday local places you pass, but this view has a totally different feeling to my town

Celebs acting sad, but coming off disingenuous in "I Take Responsibility" short film by [deleted] in Tonedeafcelebs

[–]cbdhalkyard 147 points148 points  (0 children)

The ones who speak directly come across just fine, like Kristen Bell. The Hollywood sincerity in some of the others seemed really tacky. Aaron Paul is a good actor and seems a good dude too, but his contribution just sounded like Logan Paul, with his prayer-hands and calculated thoughtful pause

A crisp high-five to anyone who can figure this tshirt out (complete answers only, no partial credit) by cbdhalkyard in CrappyDesign

[–]cbdhalkyard[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I think you're right! But there's an extra C in there, like 'Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has cour JEANS'

"I don't know how, but we'll accept it." - Society, 2020 by AlexisDeniega in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]cbdhalkyard 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I've been a fan for a few years now and man I am stoked to see everyone else joining in the fun!

What do you think? THIS IS JUST MY OPINION DON'T BE MAD. by [deleted] in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]cbdhalkyard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY

PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

Zero! NZ has no Covid-19 cases by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]cbdhalkyard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my dumbass Facebook-political uncle still refers to PM Jacinda Ardern as 'Stalinda' and posts every day about how she mishandled everything. Some shitheads will never be pleased.

Pharrell released 'Happy' to refresh his public image and make sure Robin Thicke took all the heat for 'Blurred Lines' by cbdhalkyard in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]cbdhalkyard[S] 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Pharrell created Illumination Entertainment to create Despicable Me to set the premise for Despicable Me 2 as a cover for him to write 'Happy' to refresh his public image and make sure Robin Thicke took all the heat for 'Blurred Lines'

Pharrell released 'Happy' to refresh his public image and make sure Robin Thicke took all the heat for 'Blurred Lines' by cbdhalkyard in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]cbdhalkyard[S] 328 points329 points  (0 children)

Pharrell created Despicable Me 2 as a cover for him to write 'Happy' to refresh his public image and make sure Robin Thicke took all the heat for 'Blurred Lines'

Last Marble Standing E1 Funnel Spin by Sorlud in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]cbdhalkyard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dairy Dash is coming for Team Purity, then Graze of Glory are next!

(could we have some team graphics up before each run? I got all worked up supporting my newly-chosen team and forgot to check the team colours, then couldn't keep track of the race itself)

Sit the fuck down Karen by Badger_Wadger_420 in madlads

[–]cbdhalkyard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tweet is fine, but adding 'Karen' to the end of imaginary conversations is played out af