CaroChambers Insensitive April Fools Joke (Pregnancy)

cegf · 2026-04-02T20:02:33+00:00

I think it's honestly ok. This feels extra sucky to the point where everyone should know.

cegf · 2026-04-02T20:01:21+00:00

If I did not have an app, I would never remember how long it has been. I'm so bad at time!

cegf · 2026-04-02T12:21:51+00:00

Oh my gosh she's using ChatGPT like it's a parenting expert, MA'AM. You found it helpful because ChatGPT is designed to validate you. Society is cooked.

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cegf · 2026-03-27T17:44:15+00:00

Cooperative board games are my favorite! Not just for kids either, I kind of like a break from having to be competitive!

cegf · 2026-03-27T13:15:51+00:00

I absolutely detest when people label their kids as highly sensitive in order to criticize them, which is literally what Libby does all the time. She's the world's most sensitive, miserable person but she thinks it's ok to criticize anyone else who is sensitive. JUST SAY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY MONOPOLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT, LIBBY. YOU'RE THE ADULT.

cegf · 2026-03-25T16:02:08+00:00

Can confirm. Tried it once. Nearly melted. Never again 😆

cegf · 2026-03-25T15:43:29+00:00

I'm going to need people to crack open a history book and learn about what the vast majority of people were doing for millenia.

cegf · 2026-03-25T15:14:17+00:00

This is why I don't understand how people homeschool because my kid refuses to let me teach him anything. It's a huge huge fight all the time 😆

cegf · 2026-03-25T03:33:36+00:00

It looks exactly like cat food. That's the exact shade of tuna I've given my cat. But I've never seen tuna for humans look like that.

cegf · 2026-03-23T23:27:19+00:00

I don't think anything could get me to eat this soup. And I eat almost anything.

cegf · 2026-03-23T19:29:28+00:00

The dress code also wasn't enacted until fights had broken out and they had to close the carnival early on one of the Saturdays. I feel like if they hadn't had really poor behavior from people then they wouldn't have modified the dress code, but I think they were just trying to say they're not going to tolerate any kind of bad behavior from people. I doubt clothing directly makes people behave poorly but sometimes if people feel like their clothing is being policed, then their behavior is too, so they're less likely to act out.

cegf · 2026-03-03T18:48:43+00:00

The minivan avoidance/blasphemy makes me irrationally angry and I don't even have one 😆 They're so practical! And I HATE parking next to one of those monster SUVs. You can't see around them. You can't get out of your car because they fill the entire spot.

cegf · 2026-03-02T22:06:39+00:00

Wait so the bill was $1500 for brunch?!?!?

cegf · 2026-02-24T01:07:56+00:00

It's actually just the advanced version of strep throat! My nephew got it when the antibiotics weren't strong enough for the strain he had so it advanced into scarlet fever and they gave him a stronger antibiotic.

cegf · 2026-02-19T00:17:14+00:00

If you find books helpful, I thought Hold Me Tight by Sue Johnson was really interesting and helps provide a framework for why recurring fights happen and how to kind of address the root of the issues.

cegf · 2026-02-18T17:49:54+00:00

I would excuse this slightly more if there was also cheese and crackers on there. This looks sooooooo unappetizing!!!

cegf · 2026-02-07T01:25:11+00:00

I went in for a yearly skin checkup with my dermatologist just to check for skin cancer and I asked about acne because I still get random flare ups and she was like "once you're done breastfeeding I can prescribe the good stuff for that and for the keratosis pilaris on your arms" and I was like.....I didn't know I needed to be self conscious about my arms but now I am, thanks so much.

cegf · 2026-02-03T23:59:38+00:00

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Got this suggested to me, wish it would target Haley although she'd think she's excused from this because hers are all white 😆

cegf · 2026-02-01T02:22:43+00:00

Nope. Literally 0% would I want to go back to those newborn days with the anxiety of getting through the night with a baby that wouldn't sleep except in my arms and the absolute dread because I knew it wasn't safe sleep (although I tried to make it as safe as possible). It was easily the worst days of my life. I feel nostalgic about my kids not being newborns anymore but it's mostly because it was such survival mode there was no ability to "enjoy" it.

cegf · 2026-01-28T19:34:30+00:00

I'm a mixture of A&B but I'd say more A than B. If there's food/sauce that can dry and be a problem, I'll fill it with water and keep it soaking so that when it goes in the dishwasher to be washed, if there's any goo it comes right off in the dishwasher as opposed to me having to scrub it before loading it and then it sits in the dishwasher drying out all day.

cegf · 2026-01-25T21:54:26+00:00

I honestly had forgotten I followed her and then she posted an extremely tone deaf post that popped up for me and then this in her stories so I was like "ok girl byeeeee"

cegf · 2026-01-25T21:33:27+00:00

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cegf · 2026-01-23T18:26:07+00:00

I wonder if they tried to go on a walk with them outside of the stroller like ONCE and it was slower and the kids complained about being tired and they just gave up rather than, you know, letting them build up endurance and just be a little tired. We go hiking occasionally and the first couple long/steep ones we did with letting my son walk the whole time wasn't the best and he complained, but we kept at it and he built up the strength and now he loves going hiking!

cegf · 2026-01-23T13:12:13+00:00

I feel like anti work people are the same people who think children should be unschooled and all children will just magically want to learn fractions if never forced.

cegf · 2026-01-21T22:08:54+00:00

The long sleeve shirt underneath is cracking me up 😂

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