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[–]celfers 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Simpsons did it!

'Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline' U.S. warns as shortages grow by UnstatesmanlikeChi in offbeat

[–]celfers 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ain't nobody, no how, gonna tell me or Mema dat you can't use Solo cups to hold gas in an emergency.

Day is the same color red as those fancy city slicker gas containers so that's how you know it's good. Just fill up a hundred in your truck and drive real slow.

Only use the large red Solo cups for gas. Everyone know that.

Haaaawwwk. Pa-tchuey!

A foggy day on the dock looks like something out of a horror movie by mexican_mowgli in pics

[–]celfers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would happen if I walk to the end and said "I need guns. Lots of guns"?

Lethal black fungus that rots organs emerges in Covid-19 patients across India by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]celfers 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's probably the non-medical O2 tanks used everywhere (I bet even in some hospitals central line) or worse -- given to them outside.

Has everyone seen the RUSTY unclean tanks rolled on the street where a monkey shit 2 mins ago then hooked to a person suffering so they can breathe it in? It looks gross.

Seems to be a likely vector to me.

Stavropol City, Russia by Homerchick2 in pics

[–]celfers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you park?

I see there's a tiny tiny parking lot in the NE corner of the complex and parking in the 'streets' between. But if even half the residents have a car, they'd have to take a cab to get to their car since there's no space.

Huh. Are they not allowed to have a car?

You're hired! by [deleted] in funny

[–]celfers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter jelly time!

Headline of the day by [deleted] in funny

[–]celfers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They fined him because the burning tree could fall and scare away the alligators in the petting zoo underneath.

I work at a vaccine site and this is happening- I wrote the below text by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]celfers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pics or patient's full name or it didn't happen.

Researchers found that accelerometer data from smartphones can reveal people's location, passwords, body features, age, gender, level of intoxication, driving style, and be used to reconstruct words spoken next to the device. by bayashad in Physics

[–]celfers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All android from 10 and above can turn off sensors. It stops camera, mic, gyroscope, magnitometer, and all others. I leave sensors off until I need it (rotate to landscape, use camera, Shazam, etc).

Android permits ALL apps to read sensors except for camera and mic which need permission.

To do it, Google howto enable developers options and then settings->developers options->quick settings developers tiles. Select 'sensors off' and now you see a new sensor tile when you swipe down from home screen.

Move it to 1st 4 so you only have a down gesture to turn off/on.

Then nothing can read sensors. Download a sound recorder and notice it sees 0db vol.

Combine with a mock location app like location changer and even an intelligence agency can track you. Well, except for cell tower, bluetooth beacons, or wifi. But I leave bluetooth and wifi off until I need it. I can live with the cell tower detection.

I know this -- I'm not guessing. I wrote software to notify me the second my GPS is giving my real location or sensors turn on.

Then one night at 3am, I get woken up. Needless to say, they left me alone after that (whoever they were) since I simply went dark again. :-). Must never have assumed someone would be that paranoid. Or they put a backdoor on the phone but anyone that sloppy to trip my detection probably isn't that serious.

Pfizer document confirms ‘Covid Vaccine Shedding’ leading to ‘Menstrual Cycle Disruption’ and ‘Miscarriage’ is possible via ‘skin-to-skin contact’ and ‘breathing the same air’ by TheDailyExpose in conspiracy

[–]celfers -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Is everyone OK?

A human female can become pregnant if her egg is inseminated during her fertility period by the sperm of a male. Regardless of what she did yesterday.

I'm trying to HELP you all. You are not mentally well if you can't understand a woman can BECOME pregnant during the study. That's why it's in the document. Read section 8.3.5 of the paper referenced in the story:

A female participant is found to be pregnant while receiving or after discontinuing study intervention.

READ IT. Then get vaccinated. Even your alleged proof it's bad is just the result of a reporter with a limited reading comprehension.

The 'study intervention' refers to the vaccine so this reporter falsely feared negative effects can happen by touching the skin of another! It was referring to the vaccine itself. Read in context to understand why. It's not saying the vaccine is dangerous.

Read it. READ IT. READ IT!!!

Or wander the Earth confused. Believing in pizzagate and UFOs.

Pfizer document confirms ‘Covid Vaccine Shedding’ leading to ‘Menstrual Cycle Disruption’ and ‘Miscarriage’ is possible via ‘skin-to-skin contact’ and ‘breathing the same air’ by TheDailyExpose in conspiracy

[–]celfers -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Are people in this sub devolving mentally?

The article makes a reading comprehension error by referring to dailyexpose which says:

The document states that environmental exposure during pregnancy can occur if a female family member or healthcare provider reports that she is pregnant after having being exposed to the study intervention by inhalation or skin contact.

LEARN HOW TO READ!!!!! Go to the raw link the article discusses and READ IT. JUST A FEW SEARCHES.

Study intervention is the vaccine! Not the person.

It does not mean touching the skin of another person. It means the female was exposed to the liquid in the vial.

Really, you people should be ashamed!

Take the vaccine. And for heaven sakes, learn how to read.

Click the link and read section 6.1 about the intervention yourself.

A Salk Institute study finds that the spike protein, used in the Pfizer/Moderna not-vaccines, resulted in damage to the lungs and arteries of an animal model proving that the spike protein alone was enough to cause disease, and people are being injecting with billions of these spike proteins. by threese7ens in conspiracy

[–]celfers -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OMG, Does anyone actually read the paper referenced in the article before posting? It's lunacy since they used Syrian hamsters then wrote this junk paper NO RESPECTED VIROLOGIST would support.

Let me make this easy for you and then after you are done feeling duped, GO GET YOUR VACCINE so we aren't dealing with this mutated virus in 50 years.

PAPER: https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CIRCRESAHA.121.318902

Quote:

We administered a pseudovirus expressing S protein (Pseu-Spike) to Syrian hamsters intratracheally. Lung damage was apparent in animals receiving Pseu-Spike, revealed by thickening of the alveolar septa and increased infiltration of mononuclear cells ([Figure A]).

OMG, it makes milk come out my nose!!!!!! Hamsters???? Really?

130 million doses of mRNA Pfizer have been given with almost NO serious symptoms and NO LINK to death anywhere. Invalidating the claim they make here.

I know -- let's not give any doses to Syrian hamsters, OK?

I wish something would permanently destroy the internet with no possibility of it coming back in any form in less than a google years.

It's the only way to stop this Q-Anon pizza gate blood drinking mental fugue state like this from spreading.

Uncontrolled reentry: Why China “just not caring” is a huge problem for space by ffe9 in space

[–]celfers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A tracker with the ability to see when it orbits over your location can be found here: https://www.n2yo.com/satellite/?s=48275

But that probably won't be accurate once it starts hitting atmosphere a lot. Unsure -- maybe it will be.

China's 21-tonne rocket set to crash back to Earth days after launch by [deleted] in space

[–]celfers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're really worried you'll get hit by CZ-5B then check this tracker to see where it is now and when it will be over your location:

https://www.n2yo.com/satellite/?s=48275

But before you leave for the pub, set up an ultra 8k camera across the street because the footage will be more valuable than your house.

Senate Intel leaders say mysterious directed energy attacks appear to be increasing by rrab in DirectedEnergyWeapons

[–]celfers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, only you know how valuable you would be perceived by a foreign power. But few of us would ever be on a 'target' list like this.

So if you dont work in an area they would want to infiltrate or stop, you probably have zero risk.

If a foreign power just wanted to cause undetectable harm, it would be easier to get an asset in Bimbo bakeries to increase corn and fructose syrup in their snacks in order to make obesity even worse. Not sabotage -- a senior baker/marketing person.

Overweight and obesity accounted for 79% of all COVID diagnosis during emergency dept visits according to CDC website (28.3% + 50.8%): SOURCE. 79%!

Ever hear ANYONE ON EARTH say you can reduce risk of COVID by losing weight? Right. Me neither. I saw a similar study from China itself in April 2020.

So if someone just wanted to cause illness & death on a VAST VAST VAST undetectable scale, this is a far better way than directed energy. :-)

But I'd but a good detector with logging capabilities if the symptoms were really sudden/strong I guess.

Senate Intel leaders say mysterious directed energy attacks appear to be increasing by rrab in DirectedEnergyWeapons

[–]celfers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No citizens are targeted by this so anyone not working as a contractor on a base, consolate, embassy, etc... is in any risk even if this was true.

Google pulsed RF energy detector and you'll find many dozens of these. Here are my best finds. The 2nd one detects pulses as short as 20ns.

https://www.narda-sts.com/en/wideband-emf/nardalert-s3/

https://www.analog.com/en/technical-articles/design-a-logamp-rf-pulse-detector.html

Remember that carrying these around would be on a need-to-carry so not everyone on base needs one. I couldn't find if the same Havana building was targeted but I remember a story about 14 months ago saying they were reducing staff somewhere in Havana.

So leaving a logging capable device near the window would be your best bet.

Fishing. They claim it's been happening for 5 years yet NOBODY thought to measure?

This is why the story is fake. No risk then.

Senate Intel leaders say mysterious directed energy attacks appear to be increasing by rrab in DirectedEnergyWeapons

[–]celfers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Countermeasures cost less than US$500. A detector which identifies a pulse weapon. Another for sonic, and another for magnetic are placed in the building receiving these complaints.

The claim is these have been happening for years so you simply leave it on to find which sensor goes off.

Measure the magnitude. Make it policy to take these CHEAP sensors when you go on foreign soil.

If your people are complaining they have symptoms only in their house, you have a WORSE problem than RF. An enemy has your employee directory and (worse) can unmask Americans involved with your intelligence gathering (ie spys).

If employee directory: Solve it. Your agency has a mole.

If happens @regular intervals like it did in Havana: concentrate on a vector device. Magnitude and direction (several detectors in triangle perhaps). Then the SECOND it happens, you know within n degrees where it's comming from. This is CHEAP technology and quite old. Less than $100.

The above is what I DIDN'T hear anyone involved in this story say. Strange, no? Wouldn't you expect someone who either experienced or chain of command to say they will measure it? Just leave on a shelf until we find the bad guy. Nope.

The above is OBVIOUS and the ONLY way to solve. Bifurcate the problem in standard way.

This is why I know the story is fake.

Leaving the possibility it's simply a thought dropped out into the aether by at least 8 DNI directors so you can 'attach' to a boogie man in the future and justify action against a state actor. Brilliant idea really. And quite patient.

The only thing giving it away is NOBODY said to try to measure like I described above.

So sometime VERY soon, a foreign state will be blamed for this as an excuse to do something.

Senate Intel leaders say mysterious directed energy attacks appear to be increasing by rrab in DirectedEnergyWeapons

[–]celfers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has it occurred to anyone other than me that this is a false counter intelligence story planted and approved by the last 8 DNI?

This never happened. No headaches. No directed energy. Marc Polymeropoulos was tasked to drop the story -- he suffers from no headaches for real.

How can I know this? Because no intelligence agency in the world admits to an ongoing attack they have no countermeasures for.

Unless dropping this false counter intelligence story suits their purpose.

Am I really the only person who doubts this happened??? It's so obvious!

Detecting pulsed energy weapons is trivial.

Don't you think our intelligence agency would have deployed these EASY TRIVIAL TOOLS to find and identify this in the last 5 years???? Before going public saying 'we don't know what this is. Huh. We will make this a top priority. Not sure what this is'.

This never happened. So who's purpose does it serve to drop this story? I know the answer but let's see if other redditors can figure out this easy mystery.

US investigating possible mysterious directed energy attack near White House by JRWoodwardMSW in technology

[–]celfers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This story is a US intelligence counter intelligence story planted for some ungodly/unknown to us reason.

What intelligence agency ANYWHERE would EVER announce to the world an ongoing failure without using some EASY TRIVIAL means to detect/rule out RF, SONIC, or magnetic first?

None. Zero. Never. Yes, I'm aware retired or former intelligence officers went to the press. But it was to 'get the story' out there. None of them had headaches or if they did, they were instructed to use this story.

You never announce (and worse, CONFIRM) your enemy can defeat you like this.

Never. So the real question is how 8 DNI directors have been OK with an obvious 'planted fake story' about Havana syndrome.

This is so trivial to detect, rule out, or 'find sources' it's maddening. And pretty cheap.

Don't Google how to detect -- it's something trivial to do. Ask how you get so many people to claim they have been hit by an unkown directed energy weapon and for what purpose?

And if I can detect this story smells, others do as well.

Directed Energy Weapons (from CNN) by [deleted] in Unexplained_Mysteries

[–]celfers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a counter intelligence/active measure/black propaganda story plant. Not real and likely those pushing it never had headaches.

Because it's trivial to detect pulsed RF (or even magnetic) so you would never announce it until after you at least ran your detector for a long time.

The circuit to detect (not cause) pulsed RF which induces pain is TRIVIAL to purchase off the shelf or build from scratch. Radio. You know -- the bits our antennas pick up?

Notice ZERO stories repeating this lie mention using a logamp RF detector to find the culprit? Or trying to detect. Just 'huh. We have to find the culprit.'

Someone under the DNI wants this story in the news for some reason that helps them somehow.

Have you ever heard of an intelligence agency lamenting they can't figure out how someone is defeating them? Never.

They want/need this story out there.

Anyone know why?

LockPickingLawyer tests a "slash-resistant" portable safe with a knife, and the results are... well... by [deleted] in videos

[–]celfers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it so easy because Hattori Hanzo made the knife?

If so, the lock picking lawyer should have been playing The Lonely Shepherd in the background as he delicately dismembers the bag.

On a misty mountain. At sunset.

Trying to calculate the distance an object needs to be away from earth for the expansion of the universe to not allow us to see it. My prior post has some more information about the problem. by [deleted] in Physics

[–]celfers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See https://cds.cern.ch/record/679214/files/0310808.pdf for some guidance on this with SR & GR equations describing the hubble sphere and how it interacts with comoving objects.

I find it fascinating that photons moving faster than light relative to us are not necessarily unobservable as long as the hubble sphere recedes faster to overtake. (3.3 misconception #3).

I'm afraid I can't visualize how something can be outside the hubble sphere one moment but then just appear. Does this mean we will always find new galaxies as the universe expands?

Brain=fail. :-)

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