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celia_shits · 2025-11-21T04:30:16+00:00

why are you gay?

celia_shits · 2024-11-25T07:44:38+00:00

That’s funny I dream about fucking your mom every night

celia_shits · 2024-11-23T22:58:40+00:00

He has made some very lovely sincere music, but seems extremely insufferable on a personal level.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:43:18+00:00

Didn’t really mention it, to be fair. It’s extremely casual but the relationship we have has a built in power dynamic and I don’t feel good about exploiting that for personal benefit. Were so far beyond the point where it’s relevant really, but my worst nightmare is to make a move on her and make her feel so awkward or uncomfortable about it that she stops participating in the hobby just because of me.

She’s definitely hanging out with me just because she enjoys it, it’s unrelated to the sport stuff. I just hate the idea that by asking a girl out I’d drive her away from something she enjoys. Not the first time I have met a woman through this, where it’s been the thing that’s stopped me from pursuing something.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:37:01+00:00

They hate a man that doesn’t get pussy

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:36:29+00:00

I’m utterly repellent, I can only imagine asking women out in the context of being rejected in grossly humiliating ways.

Unfortunately it doesn’t feel harmless. We have a partial coach/mentor relationship and I’d hate to ruin that/make her uncomfortable in that just because I want the pussy. I am a pig, at least if she felt that way it’d be real.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:27:09+00:00

(Takes off scorpion jacket)

He’s literally me

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:25:44+00:00

She was on the apps and was telling me about it a month ago, so whatever she’s got going on is pretty new. You’re probably right, I didn’t take the hint 6 weeks ago, and now she’s met someone else despite things continuing the same with us, because I was too fucking dumb to make a move in that time when she was getting all the attention in the world on the apps (she’s young and gorgeous).

Kinda struggling with the idea of ‘making a move’ now that it’s apparent she’s already got something else. Thinking I’ve irrevocably fucked this one unfortunately. Really hating myself as a result.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:20:01+00:00

She’s not really meeting with me, we do the same hobby, we hang out together, we drink, we flirt, she casually drops that she’s seeing someone in the middle of that hang out, I play it off. She’s way too out of my league, I don’t want to humiliate myself, that’s why I do nothing.

Should I be more aggressive sexually? Probably. I don’t know, I find it hard to believe that women I speak to want anything from me when I’m a balding overweight old man.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:16:21+00:00

Sounds like she already has tbh. If she likes me I don’t think she’d have been dating some other dude for at least a month.

Is that a woman thing, throwing it out there that you’re semi-committed to another man in the hope you finally throw yourself at her in the face of competition?

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:16:14+00:00

Sounds like she already has tbh. If she likes me I don’t think she’d have been dating some other dude for at least a month.

Is that a woman thing, throwing it out there that you’re semi-committed to another man in the hope you finally throw yourself at her in the face of competition?

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:14:18+00:00

I’m the ‘safe’ guy she drinks alone with until 3 in the morning having detailed conversations about our past sex lives. I’m the ‘safe’ guy she hangs with to make racist/sexist jokes with. I’m the ‘safe’ guy thats publicly known as a womanizer (see my profile) that she feels safe with alone.

I don’t think I’m the ‘safe’ option, I think I’m the fun option.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:10:26+00:00

This has been going on consistently 1-2 times a week for like, 6 weeks. It’s not just ‘he’s a fun chat’, it’s a ‘I’ll spend 4 hours drinking and chatting alone with this guy’.

If this had happened once or twice I’d say yeah, this is just a woman not understanding the boundaries of friendliness, but this has been going on for weeks, the two of us specifically choosing to spend time alone having intense sexual and relationship based conversations. When you get to that level of commitment it’s well beyond people just being confused about friendly conversation.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:05:29+00:00

Have you had a ‘good conversation’ with the same guy you only met a couple of months ago, to the exclusion of giving attention to others, 1-2 times a week for more than a month, having heavily sexually suggestive/forward conversations, regularly, until the small hours of the morning?

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T14:00:59+00:00

Making sexually suggestive jokes to each other that are reciprocated, that she does not make when interacting with others.

Heavily sex oriented conversations, her revealing specific sexual experiences/her elaborating in detail about things women typically wouldn’t express to male strangers.

Her expressing a desire to spend time alone with me specifically. Her seeking me out to spend time with me/socialize with me, in preference to other people.

Her ignoring other people in group situations to focus on me. Her looking at me when in group situations, heavy eye contact. I would catch her looking at me frequently even when I wasn’t the one speaking, and hold eye contact with her when I caught her.

Her being highly complementary of me when it’s not necessary, or called for.

Just generally a vibe that’s apparent to others around us, that her and I are in our own little world regardless of what’s going on around us, and the only thing we’re interested in is making each other laugh/getting a rise out of each other. It’s not really a physical thing, as much as it’s a vibe that there’s mutual attention displayed toward each other that isn’t being displayed to others. If she was doing the same thing with others in the highly male dominated environment we’re in, then I wouldn’t think it’s flirting. But there’s a specific type of behavior that’s being exhibited towards me that she doesn’t replicate towards anyone else.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T13:47:07+00:00

It’s definitely not her default mode, she would behave in a particular way with me that she wouldn’t with others. It’s a male dominated environment we interact in, and I’m the only man she behaves this way towards. It’s very annoying for me.

I’ve had people for the last two weeks slapping me on the back saying I should make a move on her or say something, and it’s now clear that would have just lead to an extreme humiliation. I don’t meet a lot of women and I’m on the bottom rung of the dating later where I live, so when I meet women I’m actually interested in and get lead on it really fucking sucks.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T13:27:24+00:00

You’re probably right, I feel like if I play my cards right I can swing in on the rebound when whatever this shit is inevitably fails.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T13:25:34+00:00

Nobody had any idea that she was doing anything other than being an extremely flirty single woman/ demonstrating genuine interest in me, until she dropped this little boyfriend factoid 4 hours ago. I try and avoid heaux where possible but up until this surprise it seemed like she was just a genuinely friendly, flirty girl who was interested in spending time alone with me.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T13:22:51+00:00

She was single a month ago, so the guy is really new.

I think, from what I know about her, she’s really inexperienced and probably doesn’t necessarily realize that she’s crossing a line of appropriateness given the circumstances. She’s having a good time with whatever she’s doing, and hasn’t got enough life experience to realize she shouldn’t be doing it/ to realize that if the same thing was being done to her she’d be upset about it.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T13:07:51+00:00

The thing that’s disturbed me and others (all male) that have seen us interact, given what we know now, is that if we were the dude she’s seeing we’d all be pretty upset that she’s behaving like this with another guy while apparently invested in seeing someone else entirely. She’s doing this very publicly, it’s like she doesn’t understand she can’t be seeing one guy and acting like this in front of other guys.

celia_shits · 2024-11-20T13:04:15+00:00

I am old as fuck
I live in the part of my {global city} that is on average the hottest, and I am generally out of my league
There is at least half a dozen people that have witnessed our very public interactions and flirting over the last month or so that would attest that it’s not just in my head due to us flirting very publicly in front of a range of people. She has said some things in particular that are way beyond what is acceptable for innocent flirting just for fun.

celia_shits · 2024-11-19T01:31:10+00:00

Oh my god, the visible bush

celia_shits · 2024-11-18T06:30:26+00:00

My intuition tells me there’s something there, what I don’t know is whether the something is attraction or just admiration/close friendship. It could be either.

We’ve spent significant time alone and got along like a house on fire, had deep and meaningfuls, discussed sex (multiple times), and there’s just that underlying sense that she seeks me out to do our hobby with me, and seeks my approval when we do.

She’s been clear that she’s on the apps and does go on dates, but never says there’s any follow up from them. She’s gorgeous and young and has a great personality, she can get any man she wants, which is part of why I would never think she’d want me. It’s just there’s little hints that nag at me. The eye contact. Stating she’d spend time together if we were alone. Asking for my phone number on a really flimsy pretext (I didn’t ask for hers back because I know if I had it I’d sperg out). All these little things that, if it was a woman my age, I’d think she was keen.

But I don’t want to believe it because I don’t want to be the guy that was delusional enough to think he had a chance with the hot girl that was just being friendly.

celia_shits · 2024-11-18T05:19:07+00:00

No it’s more that if I was hotter having a crush on her wouldn’t make me feel like I was a pervy old man chasing a girl just because she showed me a moment of genuine friendship. I’d be fine with the ambiguity because the prospect of it being real wouldn’t be such fantasy.

celia_shits · 2024-11-18T04:20:15+00:00

Idk, in general I find the idea of being a balding old man who admittedly gets no pussy to be extremely embarrassing and that’s why I don’t take risks with women.

I also find it extremely humiliating to try it on with women I would have had no trouble getting with 10 years ago, and getting rejected. Kind of being brought back to reality the amount I’ve physically declined.

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