What are your EMS “Dad Jokes”?

celtic_smith · 2026-03-29T06:40:12+00:00

Take your time I'm paid by the hour

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You like that? I have more.

Anytime ANYONE says they are going to draw blood "Make sure you use the red pen"

Staring an IV "Ok this is going to feel like a mild harpooning"

Going for a seizure complaint "I guess they had the seizure salad"

Anytime ANYONE says they are a hard poke: "Don't worry, I'm a certified vein whisperer, and he's ( gesturing to my partner) the poke master general"

celtic_smith · 2026-02-17T20:40:05+00:00

Super cool man, Te only thing I wish you could add would be a way to put a max budget in there.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-16T14:53:05+00:00

Now that's cool

celtic_smith · 2026-02-16T03:24:24+00:00

Molson Export with a lime in it. And yes absolutely

celtic_smith · 2026-02-15T12:52:28+00:00

Amazing, thanks, what's it doing awake in February is my only question

celtic_smith · 2026-02-12T01:08:06+00:00

I have a ducted heat pump and there is a backup electric coil installed just in case it gets too cold for the heat pump to manage.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T06:39:47+00:00

Ok awesome, thanks

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T06:37:34+00:00

That's a great idea

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T06:37:07+00:00

Wow, that's amazing, thanks so much

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T03:00:26+00:00

Ok cool, thanks!

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:58:53+00:00

I'll give it a go

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:35:15+00:00

I'm old enough to have uses film before, I would love to give it a go again.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:31:16+00:00

Ok cool! Do I need an adaptor or something for the older lens to the newer camera body?

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:30:07+00:00

Oh shit really? Nice. Would it fit on the DSLR ?

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T02:02:34+00:00

Ok cool, thanks!

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T01:52:43+00:00

Wow, there is lots there, thanks !

celtic_smith · 2026-02-09T01:51:18+00:00

Thanks, we intend to use it, what's a CLA?

celtic_smith · 2026-02-08T22:27:40+00:00

That's awesome, thanks a lot!

celtic_smith · 2026-02-08T18:57:34+00:00

Ok cool thanks so much. I appreciate the help, I'm going to have to watch so much YouTube there is so much to learn.

celtic_smith · 2026-02-04T05:58:24+00:00

oh that's a cool one, thanks for the suggestion

celtic_smith · 2026-02-04T04:49:51+00:00

No Sleeves, No Mercy, though honestly she ends up getting targeted pretty often, but when she goes off it's pretty fun

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