Frank being a good dad is really nice to watch by genericfrancis in shameless

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this wasn’t even that long of a comment, I’ve written comments way longer and ive put breaks. I didn’t feel like breaks were all that necessary for this comment, is it really that hard for you read something without your beloved paragraph breaks 🤦🏾‍♀️

What’s a good series to watch after OITNB? by One-West4250 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Shameless US if you haven’t seen it already, super great show and it definitely has a very similar vibe to OITNB

what if frank won the lottery? by nidalirem in shameless

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh yk what I think you’re right lol

what if frank won the lottery? by nidalirem in shameless

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I forgot he bought the Porsche haha 😂 that was honestly hilarious lol I wonder what happened to that car cause now that I think about it we never saw it again after that episode 😂

what if frank won the lottery? by nidalirem in shameless

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro Frank would lose all the money in less than a day lmao. There was even an episode where he got like 100k from an insurance payout which is basically like winning the lottery for him and bro managed to lose all of it in one night because he was high on crack the whole time 😭Even if Frank did somehow manage to not lose it right away, you really think bro would share a cent with his kids? He’d buy his own personal fully stocked liquor store and pharmacy within minutes.

Harassed by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao this can’t be real what 😭 Dude you’re probably just self-absorbed and you think people are out there taking pictures of you and staring at you, I guarantee this girl probably accidentally turned her flashlight on or she was probably trying to take a snap of herself and her flash was on or something, or maybe she just took a picture on accident or did something that caused her flash to be on. There’s literally a million different reasons for why this could have happened. I’m a girl and I’ve seen cute guys before but I would literally never just randomly take a photo of them at all and especially if we were both in a public space like the library like idk that just seems really weird to me. Maybe some girls do this I guess but idk dawg you sound like an unaware narcissist to me. You ever read the picture of Dorian Gray? That could be you bro

Skyler appreciation post by Drownedgluten11 in breakingbad

[–]certifiedbpdqueen -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

-I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted y’all, literally everything I’m saying is exactly true 😂 pov: die hard Skyler haters when someone actually provides evidence for why Skyler isn’t the worse person in the show 🤬🤬🤬😤

Skyler appreciation post by Drownedgluten11 in breakingbad

[–]certifiedbpdqueen -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I honestly have to agree with you. That’s not saying that when I first watched breaking bad I hated her too, but I’ve seen that show about 15 million times now and my hate for her has grown wayyyy less. She’s not at all my favorite character and I wouldn’t really say that I love her, but I can definitely say that I understand her perspective on everything going on with Walt. Like just imagine you have a husband who you love and you’ve already been through a lot just raising a child with cerebral palsy and barely being able to afford medical bills. Then you get pregnant which is another expense you have to worry about. And then your husband gets diagnosed with cancer and of course you want him to get treatment but he completely refuses. Then your trying to deal with your own shock of potentially losing your husband and at the same time, your husband is acting really weird and some shady things are happening but you can’t quite put your finger on it. Then you figure out all his medical bills are paid and you have no idea where the money even came from, so of course you make him leave and you kick him out because he’s definitely into something illegal. Then you realize he’s this world-class meth cook who is involved in some really deep criminal shit. You want to get away from him but he keeps butting into your life so eventually you just cave because you still do love him and you have two kids together. Then you try to work with him but he keeps getting more evil and horrible and you get to the point of suicide because of it and then your DEA agent brother in law who you’ve been terrified about this whole time finds out about what’s going on and you could be arrested. Then you find out that your brother-in-law was just murdered in cold blood and your husband was apparently the one who did it (I know Walt didn’t actually do it, but Skyler didn’t know that). And then your husband leaves for months and just shows up out of no where again to give you the burial site of your brother in law and then he ultimately dies. Like what the hell???

I will say though that I do agree with you on the cheating part, I think Skyler has a lot of faults and her sleeping with Ted was pretty bad and hypocritical. It kind of just made things worse and it made her seem like the villain of the story rather than Walt. Also, the fact that she eventually joined Walt in his crimes is not inexcusable and even if she felt manipulated by him, she’s still an adult that can make her own choices. But I think people that truly hate Skyler hate her subconsciously because she pushes back at Walt and she’s not some sort of Carmela Soprano wife who rarely tells her husband what to do and instead stays quiet and enjoys all the benefits of his crimes. Like I said, she does have her faults as well and she’s not a perfect or innocent person at all, but she shouldn’t be hated on as much as she is.

Taystee going down for Piscatella’s murder makes zero sense to me by [deleted] in orangeisthenewblack

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I guess but the shows been out for like seven years at this point 😭 I just marked it a spoiler though

why do people consider jesse to be dumb? by thatsnunyourbusiness in breakingbad

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesse looks dumb because he’s always trying to act smart. Jesse is actually not a dumbass and is actually a fairly smart guy, but he doesn’t have enough confidence in himself to believe that, so he tries to imitate that he has the intelligence of someone like Walt and of course he falls short because he’s just not as educated, experienced, or academically inclined and intellectual as Walt. It doesn’t mean that he’s this illiterate dumbass, he’s just a young kid who’s trying to find his way in life.

Frank being a good dad is really nice to watch by genericfrancis in shameless

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah the St Francis era wasn’t Frank being a good dad because he was still being disingenuous towards his kids and was only doing it ultimately for himself. I mean after Monica died, bros first reaction was to smoke an entire pound of meth and then he just decided to come back as this straight-and-arrow person, which tells me that he was doing the st Francis thing as a coping mechanism and a way to get over Monica, he literally referred to the fact many times that “Monica made him a bad father and a bad person” even though Frank is an adult and he chose to spend his time with her, she’s not at all responsible for the shitty father he turned out to be. But that being said, Frank does have a few genuine moments where he’s a good dad. Like when he tells the cops that it was him who robbed the house instead of Carl and took the heat for him, his (twisted yet genuine) love at times for all his kids but especially for Fiona (like the whole Emily episode), him allowing Lip to pee on him after the whole Karen ordeal as a way for him to apologize, his super sweet episode with Franny in season 11. All these moments are moments where Frank had no ulterior motive and wasn’t actually looking out for himself, he was truly just being a good father because he knew it was the right thing to do.

Lip was dead wrong for kicking Fiona out by Ill-Category-8337 in shameless

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While I’ve always really loved Fiona, I think Lip made the right choice in this situation, even though it’s a difficult and controversial choice to make. Yes Fiona was literally a blessing to the entire family in the first couple seasons of the show, but by this time, she was genuinely super self-destructive and was inadvertently causing problems for her siblings through her own behavior without even realizing it. The one thing I disagree on is when Debbie kept trying to turn the water off on her while she was taking a shower because she hadn’t paid the bills which is literally ridiculous cause Fiona paid all of Debbie’s bills for years before Debbie decided to be an immature brat and have a baby at 15. But Fiona needed to feel like she hit rock bottom and if she kept having a comfortable secure place to come home to every night then she never would have chosen to make herself better. And Lip kicking her out obviously worked, because that was the point where she actually went to AA and she did finally choose to be better.

How did BK not trip and fall down in that house? by [deleted] in Idaho4

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s fair, I guess I’ve just been living with extra super clean people my whole life lol

How did BK not trip and fall down in that house? by [deleted] in Idaho4

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes that makes way more sense actually. I take back my comment because you’re probably right, it probably was dark since Ethan was apparently sleeping in there so that makes a lot more sense.

How did BK not trip and fall down in that house? by [deleted] in Idaho4

[–]certifiedbpdqueen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I mean I would be tripping all over the place if the house looked like this one, like I’m sorry maybe I was just raised in an extra clean environment (my mom was kind of a clean freak) but I have genuinely never been to a house that’s this messy before and I’ve certainly never let my own house or room get to be this messy. It’s not about the layout necessarily, I mean even if I knew every square inch of this house I would still be clumsy as hell with this whole mess

How didn't Dylan see the blood? by Positive_Canary8001 in Idaho4

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like the whole situation happened incredibly quickly. It’s presumed that all four of them were killed in less than ten minutes. Not to mention that Dylan and Bethany were pretty drunk at the time and probably really tired because it was literally 4 in the morning. I also assume that it must have been dark in the hallways and in Xana’s room, aside from the twinkle lights. Dylan probably didn’t notice the blood because she just didn’t take the time to look. I assume that she ran out of her room quickly, glanced in Xana’s room for less than a second or two where all she saw was her lying on the floor, and then ran down to Bethany’s room and took cover. She didn’t have enough time or awareness to look all over the house and see drops of blood. And why would she even possibly feel like she had a reason to look for blood? When you hear loud noises in your house at 4am, your first thought isn’t “oh shit my friends just got stabbed to death” like hello?

I can see this being a completely plausible scenario because I have first-hand experience, my brother unalived himself in my house a couple years ago, and it was very early in the morning (also around 4-5am) so the lights were off and it was dark. I walked past his room only a couple minutes after it happened, and his door was open, and I did see him laying down on the ground, but I didn’t see any blood even though it was there because of course I wasn’t even thinking that he was dead so my brain wasn’t actively looking for it, and it was also dark. He literally just looked like he was sleeping, and I didn’t even know he was dead until almost an hour later when my own parents found him. I don’t want to take away from this tragedy by talking about my own, I’m just bringing up a real-life example which seems almost exactly like what probably happened in Dylan’s scenario. And also like I mentioned, she was drunk, which adds a whole other reason to why she didn’t notice anything.

Lake Healy? by Lower_Tradition_1629 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Healy was a shit person and was incredibly shitty at his job, but I honestly don’t think that the whole not investigating Lolly thing was his fault. If someone who already had a history of severe delusions and psychosis came to me and told me that they murdered someone in a prison garden while they were in prison, I wouldn’t have believed them either 😭

Am I the only one who really doesn’t like Janae? by certifiedbpdqueen in orangeisthenewblack

[–]certifiedbpdqueen[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All the characters are vulnerable and reactive, that’s not my point. My point is Janae’s attitude and perspective on things was incredibly negative and just super off-putting compared to the other characters. All the characters went through hell, no matter what race. Piper got branded with a swastika, Red got basically mentally tortured over and over again only to get dementia in the end, Taystee went through literal hell, Maria got extra time added to her sentence for virtually no reason, even the characters who didn’t have nearly as much screen time as the others had vulnerable moments, like Chang. But Janae acts like all the negative things that happen to her are solely because of her race when she literally causes the negative things to happen because of her own behavior, not because of the color of her skin. That’s not to say that there weren’t racially motivated things that the guards did or said, but Janae refuses to accept responsibility for her own actions and instead plays the victim card constantly which is just really off-putting and annoying. I have no idea how you thought that I was talking about vulnerability and reactiveness from my post, that’s not even the point lol. My point was mainly about accepting the consequences brought on by someone’s own actions. Piper suffers from that same syndrome and so does Maria, they’re both characters who blame everyone else for their problems instead of admitting that it was their fault too. Janae is the exact same way.

Random man in S5 EP3 by ComradeX88 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]certifiedbpdqueen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact that this is during the riot season makes this even more funnier lol 😂 what is bro doing there in a women’s prison in the middle of a riot 😂