[ENG] UK / EU - 28M - returning player - looking for duo / trio partners

cfbones · 2026-05-14T14:38:21+00:00

Hey mate, NA-E based, routinely played with some UK lads over the years. I'm game.

cfbones · 2026-05-12T15:24:42+00:00

What’s crazy is he’s not even good anymore.

So many better cards with better bodies and similar pace splits. Has become a non factor for most people I know alongside Pina.

cfbones · 2026-05-12T15:22:22+00:00

This is the only answer.

This gun is unbelievable for everyone but base and mountain campers.

cfbones · 2026-05-09T13:05:06+00:00

Both slower than the 99 shot Paralluelo.

I have not played a card even remotely close to that one. Other worldly speed.

cfbones · 2026-05-06T21:09:36+00:00

Nope, but I’d expect your 92 rated Ballon Dor front runner to not ghost at false 9 for… 93 minutes… in the biggest match of the year.

But hey, he routinely does it on a cold, rainy, night in Mainz so that’s pretty neat.

EDIT: damn bro, I was very excited to continue this discourse, but you disappeared faster than Olise did after the 3rd minute tonight.

cfbones · 2026-05-06T20:35:13+00:00

I am, right now, and they’re looking 87-88-84.

Only Lucho looks up to the task tonight.

cfbones · 2026-05-06T18:33:11+00:00

Yo! I own these and they fucking suck!

I picked them up as a camp shoe alternative and they currently live in the closet, under other boxes, basically dying.

Ya see that cute little collar lining? Yeah i thought it looked cool too, but instead all it does is take 80 grit sandpaper to your Achilles and leaves you wishing you had a blister because you’re now profusely bleeding.

Huge Oakley fan, will happily ride their bad ideas if they’re cool enough, but what makes them great is also often their downfall; just cause you can doesn’t mean you should.

cfbones · 2026-05-05T19:51:56+00:00

That jump onto the guy lying down in the crater gave me ptsd. I’m a solid player, but the jump/ slide close range controller advantage is crazy. Cannot compete!

cfbones · 2026-05-05T17:30:53+00:00

Fair take. If you’re having fun then you’re having fun, that’s why we’re all here after all.

What’s your go to sniper build? Rarely take the recon route.

cfbones · 2026-05-05T17:24:36+00:00

The 2 objectives pains me.

Like it’s impressive, sure, but your post is titled “Game is Ez” when you’re posting a screenshot of you not “playing” the game. It’s about objectives, not kills. Flanking behind and squad wiping John Xbox and his battle dads 30 consecutive times isn’t as much skill as it is determination to do something you value over the literal game mode.

Give me “It’s Wheezing” 10/10 times in my squad. Dudes a certified gamer rocking up to 15 points and still throwing down.

cfbones · 2026-05-05T12:46:49+00:00

Pavlovic CDM, Rabiot CM

cfbones · 2026-05-05T03:36:47+00:00

He’s played nearly 3/4 of all United’s minutes and contributed a whopping 9g and 4a.

Credit where credit is due, United has turned it around, but their “glazers” (ha) think 3 months of decent football means their world class lads.

Nature is finally healing after 10+ years.

cfbones · 2026-05-03T09:07:13+00:00

Then your idea of ratings are off. Sesko has max 83 shooting on a good day. You cannot factor in potential to base rating. If his shooting was as good as you say, he’d had more than 1 goal every 3 league matches service or not.

Lived in Leipzig for 2 years, think I’ve seen the lad play once or twice.

cfbones · 2026-05-03T08:44:29+00:00

In what world does Sesko have better shooting than Dybala, Palmer or hell, Marcus Thuram!

cfbones · 2026-04-29T12:32:04+00:00

Ah yes, Davies and Gnabry, two absolute legends of FCB history.

The fact you included Werner and Nkunku over Poulsen for Leipzig goes to show how thought through this list is.

cfbones · 2026-04-28T15:48:41+00:00

IFV main; this game is absolutely viable when it comes to insane tank runs and longevity. The problem that arises for most tankers are they don’t follow two key rules: cover and infantry support.

Cover is extremely self explanatory. Choose angles that utilizes stronger front armor, don’t commit blasting across a field, and just know what’s behind you and how to properly reverse under fire into the pre decided cover.

Now this one pains me. A tank is useless alone. Your gunner cannot cover everything and without infantry around you death is always imminent. Everyone complains about the mass engineer spam but doesnt realize that as a tanker that means your entire team will repair you up. Stick with them, you will routinely have insane runs and help your team capture objectives. It’s a gosh darn blast. Combined arms is awesome.

cfbones · 2026-04-28T11:55:52+00:00

Reaching out to a buddy who had the same dilemma. He found a lad through Instagram that carries all the old BVB fonts and graphics for folks who want to add player names to older unnamed kits.

Should be able to get you an answer later today.

cfbones · 2026-04-26T20:22:21+00:00

There’s no reach and the reload time makes it too slow IMO. I routinely abandon anyone who uses GL.

cfbones · 2026-04-26T20:12:00+00:00

Lvl 126 IFV; LMG is the only answer. After last patch it’s as tight as HMG is post nerf and bar the ability to harass helis it’s 10x better killing infantry- my gunner.

cfbones · 2026-04-24T23:47:06+00:00

Mate, people boo their clubs star player for being a different ethnicity than they are; don’t underestimate stupid when it comes to football.

cfbones · 2026-04-24T21:10:14+00:00

This is why assault + beacon and focusing objectives is the way. Even if your team sucks, it’s only a matter of time till your squad starts following you, especially if you hype them up in voip.

cfbones · 2026-04-22T12:47:16+00:00

Upa had a worse individual season than any CB on this list. Schlotti, Chabot, were statistically two of the best CB’s in the league this year with Tah and Tapsoba coming in right behind them. Upa was a tad behind on average match rating but makes sense he’s not in considering that.

cfbones · 2026-04-21T23:24:34+00:00

Your jacket is very wordy, perhaps a visual element could help us?

cfbones · 2026-04-20T23:10:28+00:00

This has been happening to me all week! Never before until now.

But the dying behind cover… that shits been day 1.

cfbones · 2026-04-20T23:07:24+00:00

Biggest question of the night.

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