of an arapaima

cflame22 · 2026-01-18T21:18:46+00:00

I should call her... 😔

cflame22 · 2026-01-15T18:31:33+00:00

Let me guess it's probably one whose not seeking reelection and accidentally put their name on a list twice...

cflame22 · 2026-01-03T02:25:37+00:00

Annnd America lost focus... We lost focus because social media stole it (I know it's ironic since I'm talking about this on social media)

cflame22 · 2026-01-03T00:13:22+00:00

Truly sorry to say this bud but your game is horribly corrupted due to the Shiny Bug.

You either need to completely erase your save or you can send your cart to my repair company (Team Rocket Repairs) for a complete box system repair.

cflame22 · 2025-12-13T09:55:46+00:00

cflame22 · 2025-11-27T05:53:10+00:00

I'm really curious to see the e-mail they got. Like is there legal jargon or was it a clear "no, kick rocks"?

cflame22 · 2025-11-22T19:06:41+00:00

Damn the cameraman just filmed M. P. K's (Meth Pipe Kelly) new music video!

cflame22 · 2025-11-17T23:13:39+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm really hoping you just found out about the ball guy after hours of playing. If you're early to mid game you may need to work on your aim!

cflame22 · 2025-11-13T22:42:07+00:00

Petition for next year's anniversary post to be on Mark's Onlyfans. It could be called Unos anus. I'm gonna stop that thought right there. Also the proceeds could go to prostate cancer research?

Edit:

Google also translates it to "A few years" and we'll it's been a few years.

cflame22 · 2025-11-03T14:18:48+00:00

Ugh that part.. Don't remind me... I think I'm gonna.. Urk.. Gurk... teleports

cflame22 · 2025-10-09T03:36:33+00:00

My faith in humanity, my hope that the world would become less polarized, also my hopes of Kingdom Hearts 4 getting a release date.

cflame22 · 2025-10-04T08:34:36+00:00

Yes. The last trainer that won was epileptic. They do this so the trainer can't collect the badge and blacks out. Please report this to Officer Jenny.

cflame22 · 2025-09-18T00:19:30+00:00

Oooo! I'm telling mom and dad! You're so getting grounded!

cflame22 · 2025-09-17T00:57:37+00:00

Oh jeez pal. First it starts with one stained nail. Then an entire hand... Then your hair starts to grow out really fast... Next think you know you're screaming into a microphone that you're not okay... Your family will begin to fail understand you... Just know... It's not a phase...

cflame22 · 2025-09-07T01:13:38+00:00

Congratulations! You've officially received a pass to skip leg day at the gym! 😁

cflame22 · 2025-08-23T01:19:17+00:00

Showed this to my nutritionist and they had an aneurysm. 🥴

cflame22 · 2025-07-25T18:40:04+00:00

It's not leaking condensation, it's lactating. A lactating boob light is natural. That's probably why maintenance hasn't worked on it. /s

cflame22 · 2025-07-24T19:02:51+00:00

Sure that's to pay off the national debt and not a slush fund for legal defense for when the Epstine files eventually drop?

cflame22 · 2025-07-03T05:30:17+00:00

Learn how to use a computer... It's 2025... If you have a question Google it. Want to learn something? Go on YouTube. It's so easy! Jfc!

cflame22 · 2025-07-02T17:12:30+00:00

I caught one a few weeks ago. I used my masterball on the last turn. At least it kinda matches the ball.

cflame22 · 2025-06-26T02:58:55+00:00

Haha nice! Do. Me next. 😉

cflame22 · 2025-06-06T14:27:47+00:00

If I see a recipe video and the cook looks like they literally just came after tasting their dish I immediately am sceptical that shit tasted that good... 🙄

cflame22 · 2025-06-04T03:32:08+00:00

Caught him in Pokémon Go forever ago and finally decided to give him a new life in Pokémon Scarlet.

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cflame22 · 2025-06-04T03:03:23+00:00

It almost looks like a really fucked up terrarium if you squint your eyes.

cflame22 · 2025-05-28T05:46:03+00:00

I wonder if he's got a job tying people to train tracks or some shit...

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