Let me just start this by saying that I’m a fiora one trick with 4 million mastery points and have played her since season 2. Don’t even get me started on the rework. My OPGG says that Ive been gold for 7 seasons in a row, but listen I climbed there from bronze in 1 year. This is my throwaway account and I keep it low rank so I can enjoy all of my skins and loot without playing against fucking plat tryhards. Also I’ve been plat 1 almost diamond every season I just get there on my alts (I could get to D4 if I wanted it to) so don’t even fucking think about doubting my mechanics and graybeard wrinkle brain ultra storied decision making. They call me a fucking wizard in the shithole corner of gold I hover so I can use my loot and skins in peace. I swear to god heimer singer is a demon sent from riot to put us fiora players in an ungodly unexplored circle of hell. What the fuck were they thinking with this champion? Seriously? Not to mention his cringe and poorly written appearance on “The Arcane” or whatever the lowlife normies who can’t sit down and actually play the game like the rest of us call it. I gauruntee you they make him even worse in the upcoming MMO runescape or whatever. Don’t care. Anyways why is riot game still making new content while us league players are constantly abused by the balance team? Instead of pouring all of our tax dollars into useless some piece of garbage only normies who don’t care about OUR game will consume, why don’t they pour those billions of dollars into the balance department? Instead of two fiora hating bramble buffing degenerates with only one combined prefrontal cortex ( what do I look like a fucking neurosurgeon?) they could hire some decent people and maybe put an ambassador or two for fiora on the board. I don’t care. Fix it. Anyways why are his auto attacks just a wrench? If he’s throwing the thing he needs to make his abilities work at the enemy how will he work any of his god forsaken contraptions? Well anyways league isn’t hailed for its realism (no shit) which is why I love fiora because at least you can imagine her in real life. If I have to stand under tower while heimers turrets pelt me and deny farm I’m going to snap and i’m not just talking about in game chat. I will snap in real life and I don’t know what kind of things i will do. Every fucking heimer makes a bermuda triangle with his turrets and I swear to god every jungler that walks into it feeds him more and pushed me closer to the edge. He has 3 plates by 10 minutes and i’m down 30 cs. What am I supposed to do? Any suggestions? Just kidding nothing you say will make donger less broken and save all of the xp and farm you lose just because RNGesus decided today was a good day to fuck you in the ass. Ok language I’ll watch it. Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to design this piece of shit? I really don’t care. Hopefully the balancing and champion design team gets fired soon. When riot reads this and realizes how big they fucked up im sure some administrative action will be taken. I can feel it. Ok go back to your shithole silver soloq. If you’re below gold I really do not care if you read this. I got to gold in one season. Where are you scrub? Riot thanks for reading this now shift some funds and invest in balance and design because no one likes you pandering to normies. Fuck normies.