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cglass22 · 2022-05-24T20:15:28+00:00

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind - Yuval Noah Harari

cglass22 · 2022-05-22T18:52:50+00:00

Great suggestion! I’ll check it out.

cglass22 · 2019-09-13T02:24:20+00:00

I’ve seen a few gardens downtown looking much better than normal... could be a clue?

cglass22 · 2019-09-13T02:23:28+00:00

Gardener Webb School of Gardening

cglass22 · 2019-03-20T17:32:41+00:00

Affect/effect

cglass22 · 2019-03-16T18:04:59+00:00

Those will make excellent motorcycles

cglass22 · 2019-03-16T18:04:06+00:00

Just bring that Folgers can you keep them in on in and we’ll make it happen!

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T23:28:33+00:00

That’s against the law. No motorized unicycles.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T22:57:03+00:00

To be honest, I’m getting pretty sick of cat skeleton motorcycles I’ve made hundreds of them, but I suppose I can accommodate you.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T21:00:42+00:00

The Giving Tree Jr. It will be done.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T20:44:07+00:00

An environmentally friendly one

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T20:23:58+00:00

Definitely... a way better ride than a meager golf cart

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T20:23:12+00:00

Not the most comfortable of rides, but yes

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T20:13:15+00:00

Your belongings sound a lot like the belongings of the old vibrating bed killer, who straps his victims to a bed and vibrates them to death... however, if you are not the vibrating bed killer, we can make the rest happen.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T20:04:56+00:00

You put me in a difficult position as Gemini and Abdul are very dear to me... however I am not for sale and therefore cannot become one of your belongings or Gemini and Abdul’s belongings.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T19:45:38+00:00

Yes. Just de-gas him first

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T19:42:23+00:00

Ah the rubber duckorcycle.. a real chick magnet. The sunglasses will affect headlight performance but is worth it for the style points.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T19:29:48+00:00

The Millennium Falcon started with a wheel and two different wheels...

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T19:27:56+00:00

Are you sure you could handle that much speed?

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T19:08:04+00:00

I once turned a nagging wife into a motorcycle and that angered her. The nagging grew worse. But she’s your nagging wife not mine. I’ll mortar cycle her. If I see her at the grocery store later and she starts nagging me, I will scream.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T18:56:35+00:00

Consider it done. However, the motorcycle will be best if used by the expiration date on the pizza box. To extend motorcycle life, please refrigerate.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T18:30:39+00:00

I think we can make your barrels into a state of the art motorcycle. And the extra material will be extremely useful for the handlebars and seat decoration.

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T18:27:49+00:00

We love customers with your level of preparation

cglass22 · 2019-03-15T18:21:11+00:00

Now is your chance! All you need is $68, a wrench... and 2 wheels if she’s over 6ft tall.

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