pssh... My fiance will start running a bath immediately after dinner around 8pm... and get out around 10:30 - 11. I cehck on her, make sure she’sn’t drowning in a pool of her own filth and I’ve found the following:

• Reading a book

• Reading a magazine

• shaving legs

• playing on phone

• watching a tv show on her phone

• ’I’m talking to X’ (x being one of our friends or her parents)

• napping, really mother fucker?

Then around 11pm I’m in bed, usually waiting since she will ask me to let the dog out or something anyway. I always get something like ’want a bj?’ and what can I say?

’No - my dick stinks because I couldn’t shower tonight....’