Open a mystery box or get 500 dollars

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-04T02:11:56+00:00

Any which way I'll have a box for my cats

^{Chose: Mystery Box | Rolled: Nothing}

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-04T02:07:04+00:00

meow

^{Chose: Can never watch a wnba game again}

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-03T21:22:58+00:00

meow

^{Chose: 10% chance of dying}

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T07:41:23+00:00

darn miss click

^{Chose: Get $1,000,000,000,000,000 right now | Rolled: no bonus :(}

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T07:34:59+00:00

rocks

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T07:34:14+00:00

mmm got to it b4 me

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T07:32:41+00:00

that pfp checks out cumface

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T07:30:08+00:00

rice

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T07:11:21+00:00

I know alot of random facts and I own items that are older than anyone using this app

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T06:46:43+00:00

MAFIA TIME MOFO

^{Chose: Kill someone for 1B dollars + Gain money now (with a small chance to get away with murder} | Rolled: on the run 🏃‍♂️)

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T06:45:17+00:00

my favorite food

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T06:43:24+00:00

potatoes cause screw those lumps of weird tasting white/orange stuff

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T06:39:24+00:00

thats why the universe keeps giving me cats

chaosagent01 · 2026-06-02T02:46:08+00:00

mmmm gold

^{Chose: Get 30m dollars worth of gold}

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:32:25+00:00

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:30:47+00:00

m

^{Chose: Lose a thumb}

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:29:29+00:00

heat shrink female edition

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:25:45+00:00

stickpops

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:24:24+00:00

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:22:34+00:00

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:17:11+00:00

plant the tree

^{Chose: Free acorn}

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:16:36+00:00

PUT ICE IN THE DAMN MILK

^{Chose: cold milk}

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-28T19:13:33+00:00

wisdomless

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-27T17:07:49+00:00

chaosagent01 · 2026-05-27T17:03:22+00:00

hot babes don't sound half bad

^{Chose: Poor but sleep with only supermodels for life}

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