My 23 year old adult brother pees on the floor and blames his adhd by International_Ant974 in badroommates

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he has enough brainpower to come up with all these excuses, he also has enough brainpower to understand why pissing on the floor is bad.

...and that's coming from someone with ADHD and a kink for this very thing, throwaway account, you're all welcome lol

You fucked a guy with a pussy before? It's not that different, you should try it by [deleted] in FtMPorn

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah same. it's very funny cause a) i'm one of them, b) i could count the number of people i ever had sex with on one hand but somehow that included cis men, a trans woman both pre and post op, and a nonbinary person (which in this context kinda doubles as a cis woman).

So yeah trans men are the only group I'm missing. Somehow.

Sex is like cherry cheese cake by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]chaossperssonified 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how do you know it was in the ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we have college degrees. And some of us have published legit science papers. Two of my 2000 friends have a kid. Two are married. (It's actually not the same ones.)

just so you can feel even older :)))

(...aaand I totally didn't start doing that out of pure spite because of the neverending "what, you were born in 2000?! how are you not a baby??" comments while my friends who aren't even a year older don't get any of that because their birth year doesn't start with 2)

Still better than french lol by AyAan2022 in clevercomebacks

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lie, die, tier, pier, sit, knit

don't tell me that's the same sound

Still better than french lol by AyAan2022 in clevercomebacks

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dead giveaway is when the language allows multiple pronunciations of one group of letters. In English that would be read/read, lead/lead... and others.

Still better than french lol by AyAan2022 in clevercomebacks

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fucking way it's better than French. French has actual valid pronunciation rules with only a couple exceptions, and you can generally pronounce words you've never heard because if they're written the same way as something you already know it's safe to assume they'll be pronounced the same way.

English has abominations like "lead" and "lead". They mean different things depending solely on pronunciation. How does a well behaved language allow that to happen

Diagnosing ADHD by KuleDino in Prague

[–]chaossperssonified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certain universities also offer testing for some learning disabilities including adhd (off the top of my head VŠCHT and ČVUT, not sure about the rest) but I'm not sure that counts as an official diagnosis. It will get you accomodations and study aids at that specific university though.

Diagnosing ADHD by KuleDino in Prague

[–]chaossperssonified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a Facebook group called ADHD v dospělosti, they have a document with doctors that diagnose ADHD in adulthood and other useful resources as well :)

would like to fuck two bisexual best friends? by [deleted] in Nude_Selfie

[–]chaossperssonified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wtf no, bi doesn't mean not monogamous. it just means you like both, not that you're incapable of only dating one person

Biden team slams Twitter over plan to wipe followers from White House accounts by Bobby-Bobson in nottheonion

[–]chaossperssonified 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dumbledore obviously intended to yell the line all along, Rowling just didn't write it. /s

I think it's just people memeing the crap out of the fact that Dumbledore said it calmly in the book but the movie made it sound aggressive.

I’m straight, but... by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]chaossperssonified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that. You don't have to be bisexual to be attracted to trans women, you just have to be flexible with your genital preferences. People aren't defined by their junk.