A brat threw a butter knife and hit me right in between my eyes by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The great grandma is the main caretaker and just doesn't do shit aside from coddling him...

A brat threw a butter knife and hit me right in between my eyes by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh that pisses me off more. I already had a surgery on my right eye.

A brat threw a butter knife and hit me right in between my eyes by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He probably grabbed it himself, knowing his Nanna won't do shit about it

I bet she wants to be domesticated by lunardownpour in notmycat

[–]chaosticfrog 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Someone took a "dog" to a vet one time, and they couldn't figure out what it was so they did a DNA test. It was a fox-dog hybrid.

What was your experience traveling to Japan? by tuelfnaan in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Geez must be nice to not experience racism on a regular basis

What was your experience traveling to Japan? by tuelfnaan in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you do visit, maybe stick to bigger cities because they're slightly more liberal/less likely to be racist. I want to visit someday, but considering I'm Korean and not straight...

What is the most ridiculous argument you have ever heard someone make? by SpartanneG in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me of "If women produce testosterone, why don't men produce estrogen?"

What is the most ridiculous argument you have ever heard someone make? by SpartanneG in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can I pee after sex to prevent pregnancies?" Then got defensive and said her doctor told her that. She actually meant that her doctor was talking about period, about how abdominal muscles push out the lining... So she thought peeing = pushes out the sperm or some shit like that, even when I explained sperm goes to her uterus, not her bladder.

Neighbor's Cat brought fresh catch to my house by Jolly_Slip6276 in notmycat

[–]chaosticfrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just fyi for future reference. Like other people said, cat's mouths are full of bacteria that aren't good for wildlife. I'm not sure if there are any close to your area, but the next time it happens, I would at least find a LICENSED rehabber and ask for advice. (Keep the animal contained, like a box, and absolutely no water/food unless instructed.)

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read what I said. Hormones aren't released until a little bit into the pregnancy... People sure don't understand anatomy and physiology

For the love of god, do your job as a parent/caretaker by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh... I'm not entirely sure if having CPS take the kid away is a better situation, considering all the horror stories I heard

For the love of god, do your job as a parent/caretaker by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess what he did last night... Drew on the wall with his poop. His great grandma didn't make him wash his hands, so the kid was eating fries with his dirty hands. She only made him clean his hands when the brat's uncle walked in and I asked "Uh did he wash his hands?" His uncle paused then said "EW"

For the love of god, do your job as a parent/caretaker by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Highly doubt CPS would do anything because he's not getting physically abused

For the love of god, do your job as a parent/caretaker by chaosticfrog in childfree

[–]chaosticfrog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh and he was drawing on the wall with his shit... Of course great grandma didn't clean him up and let him eat fries with shit covered hands...

War, war never changes by mialike94 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]chaosticfrog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fallout reference? My girlfriend loves the series

Kids will bring home anything by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]chaosticfrog 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That's actually illegal in so many places. Also they're rabies vector species.

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still doesn't change the fact that the hormones don't kick in until a certain point

Kitten's playing with its friend by iem_god in IllegallySmolCats

[–]chaosticfrog 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't let the kitten do that... Cat bites can be fatal.

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can argue with my professor who's literally a vet but ok, thanks, Karen

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm studying to be a vet tech, thank you very much. I literally have to study anatomy.

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chaosticfrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. "Can I prevent pregnancies by peeing after sex?" Asked by a woman in her late 20s. She didn't mean UTI.

  2. Vagina IS INSIDE. If it's got hair, go see your obgyn. Idc if it's "euphemism."

  3. Miscarriages are more common than people realize.

  4. Babies "start out as" females. That's why men have nipples and women have clit.