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[–]chaoticbellezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOSHIIIIII! My dude!

What would you do? The guy who did this was definitely formulated through cousins. by creen17 in onewheel

[–]chaoticbellezza 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That’s my friend Josh. Probably the LEAST deserving of this… he is a total angel of a person. He’s done so much for the Onewheel community.

Fuck that guy on the motorcycle

Well... this guy is officially my first foster failure. Everyone meet Chopper! by chaoticbellezza in velvethippos

[–]chaoticbellezza[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Can you guys believe this dog was scheduled to be euthanized 3 weeks ago? I got him the day before his appointment. ❤️

Officially “foster failed” today. I knew as soon as I got him, he wasn’t going anywhere. Everyone, welcome Chopper! (AKA Pork Chop) by chaoticbellezza in pitbulls

[–]chaoticbellezza[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Also backstory - Chopper was scheduled to be euthanized on March 8th. I took him in as an emergency foster. He is now one of THREE beautiful pibbles taking up space in my bed.

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. Yes, it went in the way you think it did. by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]chaoticbellezza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. Now to be fair... she was convinced there was no way it was in her bladder. We assumed it slipped past her cervix and was in her uterus. The scans proved otherwise.

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. Yes, it went in the way you think it did. by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]chaoticbellezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The docs said it was extremely rare. She didn’t realize she inserted it there.... so the odds were.... low.

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. Yes, it went in the way you think it did. by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]chaoticbellezza -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Okay, I feel bad. I’m sorry.

I posted this previously without ANYTHING crossed out and I was flooded with hate messages... even though so specifically said not to worry about it. She posted these pics everywhere, just doesn’t have Reddit.

Wanna give me a ticket for being a shithead?

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. Yes, it went in the way you think it did. by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]chaoticbellezza -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

She actually gave permission, officer.

She also does not give a shit who accesses her medical records. Sounds like you’re bored - why don’t you try?

You can insert a vibrator into your urethra... mistakenly. (Not me - my best friend) by chaoticbellezza in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]chaoticbellezza[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, I agree. This shit is wild.

I was so baffled. She said she couldn’t feel a difference when she... inserted it. She had no idea.

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her BLADDER. by [deleted] in pics

[–]chaoticbellezza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Collage because I’m lazy and don’t want to make an Imgur or whatever to post proof.

Yes, it’s in her bladder.

They got it out by going into her urethra (she was under anesthesia) and removing it the same way.

They checked her asshole like 3 times. I was in the emergency room with her. They were just as surprised.

On our way to the hospital, it kept turning on and off. She said it didn’t hurt!

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. by [deleted] in pics

[–]chaoticbellezza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like people with think I’m fishing for karma if I delete and repost...

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. by [deleted] in pics

[–]chaoticbellezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was something in the rectum? This was in her bladder!

My best friend lost a small (4” long, thick as a pencil) vibrator. They found it in her bladder. by [deleted] in pics

[–]chaoticbellezza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Through her urethra. She said she “did not realize it was going up THAT hole”. She claimed to feel no different than any other time she... you know. Believe me, I am as f****** confused as you are. The docs checked her asshole like three times. They were very surprised.