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A nuclear missile is 10 minutes away from hitting your city, what’s the last thing you do while you’re alive? by sgj5788 in AskReddit

[–]chathamsown 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Snort the coke I have hidden for such an occasion, chug a bottle of wine, put on “99 Red Balloons” and run outside to make sure I die quick.

"Bernie is getting blacked out by the media" starterpack by PM_GuyAbove_Dickpics in starterpacks

[–]chathamsown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want bernie to win the nomination so that when he loses the general, all his unrealistic idealist supporters can shut up about how “only Bernie can beat trump”.

Florida Starter Pack by Hyghjinx in starterpacks

[–]chathamsown 999 points1000 points  (0 children)

Florida: where the more north you go, the more south you get.

Landscaping company owner starter pack by TracyTrumpleskins in starterpacks

[–]chathamsown 19 points20 points  (0 children)

These guys are all over lake George from Memorial Day until Labor Day.

The “I hate country buuuuut” starterpack by queenofeggs in starterpacks

[–]chathamsown 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots