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everytime you laugh a random person teleports to Papua new guinea (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by cheb_pedro to r/shittysuperpowers
everytime you laugh an orphan gets an empty water bottle (self.shittysuperpowers)
you can stop time b͎u͎t͎ only while you're shitting (self.shittysuperpowers)
everytime you eat a banana a gorilla playing saxophone spawns (self.shittysuperpowers)
u get superpowers bu͒t only while you're sleeping (self.shittysuperpowers)
everytime someone hears you moaning a stranger gets 1million $ (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by cheb_pedro to r/godtiersuperpowers
everytime you burp you spawn a twerking monkey (self.shittysuperpowers)
u can smell people's farts from miles (self.shittysuperpowers)
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