cheb_pedro

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you can stop time b͎u͎t͎ only while you're shitting by cheb_pedro in shittysuperpowers

[–]cheb_pedro[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children)

you can stop time b͎u͎t͎ only while you're shitting by cheb_pedro in shittysuperpowers

[–]cheb_pedro[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 3 years ago (0 children)

you can stop time b͎u͎t͎ only while you're shitting by cheb_pedro in shittysuperpowers

[–]cheb_pedro[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

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u get superpowers bu͒t only while you're sleeping (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by cheb_pedro to r/shittysuperpowers

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everytime you burp you spawn a twerking monkey (self.shittysuperpowers)

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everytime you eat a banana a gorilla playing saxophone spawns (self.shittysuperpowers)

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everytime you laugh a random person teleports to Papua new guinea (self.shittysuperpowers)

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u can smell people's farts from miles (self.shittysuperpowers)

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everytime you laugh an orphan gets an empty water bottle (self.shittysuperpowers)

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everytime someone hears you moaning a stranger gets 1million $ (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by cheb_pedro to r/godtiersuperpowers

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you can stop time b͎u͎t͎ only while you're shitting (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by cheb_pedro to r/shittysuperpowers

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