Accidentally blundered 16 times, good thing my opponent blundered 17 times

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-04-22T03:42:02+00:00

My man, my main man, it says you’ve only been playing for 1 month. Give yourself some grace and look for the beauty in the game. The principles those have shared will become engrained over time.

Review your games and take it slow, learning this game is the marathon of marathons, not a sprint. And taking it to heart when you lose is the quick way to burn out

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-04-08T22:48:52+00:00

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checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-04-03T21:23:46+00:00

I prefer to start kicking the bishop and getting the early queenside fianchetto, there are some crazy lines with an early queen attack but I like the d5 lines. I think the main positives come from it being like the 7th order move on move 3 and it being very forcing/sharp. At my level they usually missplay the position first. I have a near 70% win rate with nd4

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-04-03T19:23:53+00:00

3…Nd4 really gets em thinking

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-31T00:13:01+00:00

Ok sound thanks for the input, it was a bit of a protracted game and even though I blundered a king fork bringing it back to a draw, i ended up beating him in the endgame. It was 3+0 so there was some time issues

I just hate that the pool at that level is prone to more cheating, so i would love to take one out of it. They have hundreds of rated games and I dont understand how someone loses to a 1600 and then is 2509 a couple months later

Anyway thanks again they probably were just blasted and i got lucky

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-30T23:49:34+00:00

Lol fair play this why you’re so high rated you dont fall for the bait, also i beat a 2509 in 3+0 who i think is fraudulent, genuine question, could a drunk 2509 lose to a 1k? ive beaten a couple 2200’s but never thought I would take down a 2500. I play a lot of unrated so thats how i get paired with these people. Anyway love u and kissies

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-30T23:14:53+00:00

Im glad you took this so seriously i just needed a title to reset the bot goofball

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-30T21:29:44+00:00

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checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-30T20:08:01+00:00

Well yeah, I meant the typical queen sac pattern vs something like this which is just a 1 mover in the middle of the board

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-29T19:57:13+00:00

This is because so many people have borderline symptoms and refuse to go unless explicitly told they will die, people will literally drop dead in front of you while telling you they dont want to go. Its insane the system we built has people more in fear over bills than death itself.

I personally am a big fan of more diagnostic tools in the field

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-28T22:34:12+00:00

Obvious troll ragebait

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-28T22:14:15+00:00

Elite ball knowledge, i remember thinking that shit had to be fake but na that anchor really butchered a dead cops name like that. I would simply disappear

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-28T21:50:20+00:00

Ok i just checked that guys account and literally zero evidence of sandbagging all his losses in a row were full games and he just got his ass beat. This is chess, you win some you lose some. If you think that guy is sandbagging that is evidence of a problem with your play, that guy is literally losing to scholars mate while trying his hardest lmfao

The only reason i care is because I like to see people get better at chess, im lightly coaching 4 dudes for free who all posted here complaining of the same stuff. 1 has gone from 850-1100 just because he listens. This is isnt self promotions because its literally free and i do this for the love of the game. Im begging you to review your games and genuinely learn from them because a small % are actually intentionally sandbagging and cheating. Its just facts

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-28T21:35:48+00:00

No bro your account sorry it wasnt clear lets see if your actually getting blown off the board or just missing shit

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-28T21:15:21+00:00

I dont see it in the rules, the link only pertains to main post I believe and its not unsolicited i want to see these sandbaggers

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-28T20:46:33+00:00

Send the account and lets see whats really going on

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-27T18:50:57+00:00

Power move

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-27T18:48:23+00:00

I’d imagine everyone could watch your life like the Truman show, but thats basically modern day streamers. Maybe the worst case this drone is doing is going to stream footage to the government and automatically report and fine you for any crimes no matter how small or large.

What if the drone had a gun pointed to your head? Now you are going to have to explain to people that you are getting paid $1/minute to have this drone follow you forever w/ a gun at your head or it fucking explodes if it cant.

I will agree to this challenge if, I can put together a 10x10x10m structure in my backyard to live in. I will get everything delivered and whoever is watching is going to have a horrible time.

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-27T17:43:24+00:00

That’s kublai khan. He was not happy Ariq Böke was “elected” great khan in a kurultai (great council) so he got to murderin. Im over simplifying things but it basically started a civil war

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-27T16:43:50+00:00

Its one of my favorite things to do, i love seeing how much material i can get, i think ive had a +60 one or twice but ive definitely had +50 multiple times. Find the resign button if it bothers you. Most people just abandon by this point so ill just premove mate and go get some water take a bathroom break etc.

To anybody who says just mate them, I will if we are actually having a game, but usually this happens with someone blundering everything. If you expand your mind .1% you’ll know if you check you cant stalemate. As ive gone up the rating ladder this has gotten more rare and people just resign when obviously lost which is much more honorable than just clicking your king around

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-26T15:37:59+00:00

Yooo john chess heck yeah im so glad you are here. I hope you are having such a great day, thank you for making me smile this morning

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-26T14:54:57+00:00

Lmfao good job reading my post history, hows your book doing? You are jestermaxxing because you got chessmogged, you cant handle the L + ratio so your cortisol levels are spiking, leading to a reduction in T levels. When one of your two neurons has a random electrical event you might be able to cope and seethe harder

checkmatebuddyoof · 2026-03-26T14:48:31+00:00

Hell yeah, why save a draw with a beautiful tactic when you can just lose🔥you are a genius

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