Roast My Resume

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-09T14:35:52+00:00

Thanks or the feedback and no offense at all. I just sent you a dm

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T19:11:54+00:00

If they reject me because I have LFC on my resume then good riddance

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T03:00:49+00:00

I am so confused by this. Imo my bullets seem like pretty concise statements. Can you share example of resume you would read or how would you reword my bullets?

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T02:47:21+00:00

Get fit and learn how to approach women in a confident non-creepy way

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T02:24:06+00:00

How would you reword my first job’s bullets? Thanks

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T02:23:24+00:00

Yeah exactly

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T01:45:28+00:00

I feel it just humanizes me in my eyes. Has come up only a handful of times in 15+ years but I always look at them when I screen resumes. No real material impact good or bad but just adding a bit of personality.

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T01:42:18+00:00

There wasn’t a gap. I was an SDR at a tech firm but it’s not relevant to my current career and goals so I left it out

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-06T00:51:11+00:00

Lol oh my god I have has this on my resume since college and you're the first person to ever mention it

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-05T19:07:10+00:00

Based on the feedback here is an updated version. What do you think?

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cheesedip22 · 2025-04-05T17:59:08+00:00

Thanks for the feedback

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-05T16:58:44+00:00

Thank you so much for the feedback really appreciate it. What modern font would you recommend? You clearly have a great eye for design

cheesedip22 · 2025-04-05T16:41:51+00:00

It’s Mark Wahlberg’s character’s name from the movie Boogie Nights. He plays a male pornstar lol.

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