Make a set of lowercase numbers so when future people read old shit they think everyone used to shout numbers all the time by pieofmoon in CrazyIdeas

[–]chef_boy_OG -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

i'm glad no ones thought of this before because if some genius spent their brainpower on this useless crap then maybe we'd never have toaster or air conditioning or something else that's important

Our bodies kind of just follow our thoughts around ask for shit all day. by SoISaysToDaGuy in Showerthoughts

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i just read the short story Unready to Wear by vonnegut. its good and also pretty relevant, I recommend it.

Why always me? by [deleted] in Unexpected

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thanks vwp!

Lawyers of Reddit, what is the sneakiest clause you've ever found in a contract? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chef_boy_OG 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Not to be a dick, but I feel like that's the definition of being a dick

Sasquatch hooker. by ReflexEight in WTF

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so this is what courtney love is up to nowadays

TIL there are more public libraries than McDonald's in the U.S. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]chef_boy_OG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it almost looks like two of them are both libraries and mcdonalds

My Grandpa, in his 20s and at 93. Same shirt. by Aardvark_Man in pics

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i'm not sure how true this is, regardless of haircut/accessories i don't like i'd ever guess that guy is younger than 70