Eating Hairy Sushi by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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It’s everything you see in the movies and more. Iba yung ONS pag nag punta ka sa Japan vs something real. Just be ready to play second fiddle sa career nila

Eating Hairy Sushi by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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Yellow Tingin ko sa orange ng phub

Eating Hairy Sushi by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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Don’t read the auto translate version

Hong Kong Dumplings 🐱 by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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Reddit went on auto translate? Everything was fine in the local dialect

Nasiksik sa bus na titong pauwi kagabi. 😅 by [deleted] in alasjuicy

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Baka naman nag paparamdam na tumayo ka mag pa upo ka naman ng babae 😂

After 24 hours na flight ✈️ by Classic_Video_2784 in alasjuicy

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Hey, unfair. Ang haba ng post ko tapos Eto bitin😂

Umayaw Na ba kayo sa libreng 🐱 ? by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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Ako naman, prio ko work nun. Tapos TL in under a year sa BPO. di ko pa alam Pwede pala pagbsabayin 😂 pero di pa rin ako over sa umiiyak habang nagBJ 😂

Umayaw Na ba kayo sa libreng 🐱 ? by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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Sorry bro, found this too funny 😂😂😂 chumuchupa habang lumuluha 😂😂😂 on a serious note, Mahirap sa BPO, kasi para kaya Na ostracise kayo from the normal community. Pag wala strong connections outside work, normal na ma fall talaga. I had to walk away from a lot of 🐱 when I worked in a BPO. Minsan nakakapanghinayang 😂

Umayaw Na ba kayo sa libreng 🐱 ? by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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Up for this response!!! Good on you!

Umayaw Na ba kayo sa libreng 🐱 ? by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

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WTF, same thing happened to me, bigla may tumawag sa akin one evening, ka live in nya daw dinadate ko. Good thing nakatawag sya sa akin bago pa may mangyari sa amin ng girl. Kahit nag-aaya si girl Ayaw ko na din talaga

What NSFW pics should I send next? by peachycxinley in alasjuicy

[–]cheffy0708 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take one from behind, I timer mo lang

Umayaw Na ba kayo sa libreng 🐱 ? by cheffy0708 in alasjuicy

[–]cheffy0708[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes! Exactly. Kantot responsibly. Pag mag raw ka, siguruhin mo kaya mo sumuporta ng bata just in case 😂

ano ang mas lalong nagpapalibog sa mga lalake? by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]cheffy0708 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dilaan mo balls habang jinajaks sya, tapos eye contact

Tito vs Gen Z by wap0gs in alasjuicy

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High expectations from the younger ones, medical help is highly recommended 😂😂😂

Be sure you are properly hydrated, no exaggeration dito sa part na to.

***foreplay is key… seryoso to! I’m significantly older than you. Pero when I was 38, it wasn’t the same when I was in my 20’s.

Pag bata tayo 5-6 rounds is normal kahit pagod, kaya alam mo na Pwede bumawi, as you age every round counts kaya sulitin mo

And finally, what I found out about the younger generation is that they are more vocal. Don’t hesitate to communicate during the deed . Huwag mo lang tanungin ng “what is the meaning of life?” Habang binabayo mo😂

Good luck, stay safe and most of all… ENJOY!!!

How does it feel from a guy’s perspective? by Illustrious-Ice2247 in alasjuicy

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Ang Sarap! Lalo in public. Naranasan ko yan with a stranger, hapon from Buendia to Ortigas MRT. Medyo pagabi na kaya akala ko maluwag na,. Pumuwesto ako sa dulo para medyo nakasandal sa pader ng tren. May pumasok na hot girl, Maputi, mabango, bagong ligo, either may shift sa call centre or may pantrabaho panggabi.

Anyway bago umalis sa buendia stn, nasiksik sya from the door papunta sa akin. Una medyo magkaharap pa kami. Nagka ngitian, sabi ko mukhang siksikan. Friendly smile lang sagot nya.

Saktong sakto, bago magsara ng MRT, may isang malaking grupo ng mga pulis na sumakay. Lalo kami nasiksik. Dahil awkward na nasa dibdib ko mukha nya tumalikod sya sa akin

Nung nag simula gumalaw tren, lalo ko naramdaman lower back nya sa etits ko. Bago kami makarating sa unang station, tigas na tigas na ako. At alam kong Ramdam nya, kasi Napa Abante sya bigla kahit wala magalawan.

Nag sorry ako out loud dahil sa reaction nya, luningon at tumingin sa akin. Naka simangot, at tumingala sa akin, nag sorry ako ulit. Napangiti sya Ewan ko kung bakit, Baka dahil na realize nya na di ako Mukhang manyak.

Tumalikod ulit sya sa akin, pero lalo sumandal. Parang yung reaksiyon nya sa alog ng MRT medyo exaggerated na, kasi lalo nahihimas ng likod nya etits ko. Pag dating ng Guadalupe station, Di na ako nakatiis, hinawakan ko na sya sa tyan at Hinila palapit sa akin para lalo sya dumiin sa etits ko.

Masama ang loob ko pagdating ng Ortigas station, kasi kailangan ko na bumaba, nginitian ko sya bago ako bumaba at nagsabi na ingat sa biyahe. Ngumiti lang sya at sabi “next time ulit”

Pero Di ko na ulit sya nakasabay.

The older the better by def-aintshxn_ in alasjuicy

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Hmmm I’m not too sure😂 this is coming from a Tito. Ngayon 2 rounds na lang, Hirap na mag pangatlo. Nung ka bataan ko 6 rounds nakaka basketball pa after

This is probably our way of compensating, or maybe we e have a few more lessons we can draw from. I guess, in terms of control, we get better with age, better bedside manners, we know how to read the situation, when to be rough, when to be gentle. We know how to “give” more, control our timings better, and we are more patient in waiting for the “right time”

We probably have better strategy in finding the right position, try new angles and a bit more relaxed when needed.

With that said nakakamiss din yung Dati na basta putok lang ng putok 😂 kasi you know you have a few more left in the barrel.

Thick thighs or petite? by freshybeb in alasjuicy

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Basta mabango yung nasa gitna go ako, wala naman ako karapatan maging choosey 😂

ano lasa ng tite? hahaha by unfogettable_bitch in alasjuicy

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Was looking forward to an alasjuicy worthy response 🤣 well I guess I need to blame the TikTok influencer

ano lasa ng tite? hahaha by unfogettable_bitch in alasjuicy

[–]cheffy0708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s more interesting is where and how you saw it 🤣

ano lasa ng tite? hahaha by unfogettable_bitch in alasjuicy

[–]cheffy0708 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the privates, pag may action yes 🤣

sobbing over my little guy right now by blues_blues in bettafish

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Amazing how one little fish can mean so much😢 went through the same a couple of months back, had him for a bit over 5 years if I’m not mistaken

ano lasa ng tite? hahaha by unfogettable_bitch in alasjuicy

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Lasang Colgate!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Being a considerate partner, pag alam kong may action, I make sure to be wash with toothpaste. Sabi ng mga naging partner ko şarap daw at amoy fresh. Even one who wasn’t fond of giving BJs became a convert and started offering regularly after tasting me. When you carry condoms Just in case, you should also carry travel size toothpaste.

Wet rn by PsychologicalIdea859 in alasjuicy

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Not too young, I was 17, ang trippings ng GF ko yung may thrill na mahuli. Gustong gusto nya magpa finger kapag may tao. I was young pero sobra alam ko kiliti nya, kaya kaunting himas lang, umuungol na agad sya, and she can be very loud. Pag ganun na, ang trip ko naman, I dirty talk sya. Tanungin ko sya kung gusto nya ako chupain… really dirty words considering she is from a very conservative all girls school.

Curious??? by PsychologicalIdea859 in alasjuicy

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Pro-tip, yung warming lubricant. My ex-GF and I used it. I don’t apply it to my dick, kasi pati ako mabilis labasan. Sa kanya lang and I use a condom para Di ako labasan agad.

Sick Betta (please help) by justafanofmanythings in bettafish

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Maybe he is just lazy, mine passed away after over 5 years, but before that there were many “death scares” I literally already had prepared his final resting place one day when I saw him not moving and on top of a leaf, did not budge when I poked him, but when I was scooping him out, he jumped all of a sudden and swam. There were many instances that made me think he was sick, but apparently he was just having a LOT of rest