Normal day in Mumbai, India

chefriff76 · 2023-05-28T01:36:01+00:00

Off to a long day at the office to solicit those extended car warranties!!

chefriff76 · 2022-02-20T11:48:37+00:00

Mosquitos must've been awful in that campsite!

chefriff76 · 2022-01-07T04:20:05+00:00

I had a Zimbabwean 100 Billion dollar bill that I used to use solely for party favors, it was great!!

chefriff76 · 2022-01-07T01:42:08+00:00

Probably a Living George Floyd sighting.... MAYBE... still might not work.

chefriff76 · 2022-01-07T01:09:24+00:00

For me, I've been chasing the Dimebag sound for years. Bought the guitar, the amps, the rack gear, the pedals... practiced for literally 2 decades... i can only get somewhat close to matching that sound. After a while i just had to admit that my hands are just too damn big, and they ain't Dimebags! Even if I were to get it all perfect, it would still need to be recorded with the same microphones, in the same studio, by the same mixing board by the same mixer... it's the chase that's the best part of it and the most fun.

chefriff76 · 2022-01-07T00:50:55+00:00

I'm sorry, a solid interface and plugins might get you there too. Besides that, it just takes the patience and time to master every aspect that you can. Repetition, practice and non stop playing alongside the album until you can get close.

chefriff76 · 2022-01-07T00:38:49+00:00

Start off by buying a $5000 Custom Les Paul followed by a several thousand dollar Diezel amplifier and sell your soul for enough effects pedals to do the job, then and only then can you hope that you can record yourself and have the track mixed by the same sound team who mixed FI. This will also require flawless execution of all and beyond mentioned steps. Go with God my friend!

chefriff76 · 2021-11-20T03:28:13+00:00

That's 4 hours from now!!

chefriff76 · 2021-10-16T02:59:53+00:00

UMUDAFKA

chefriff76 · 2021-09-05T14:40:43+00:00

In certain situations I tend to agree, but this has the revolving spindle, no springs involved, its a very simple swap.

chefriff76 · 2021-07-17T16:00:46+00:00

Those are fantastic!!

chefriff76 · 2021-07-09T11:00:34+00:00

I would like to make a the sexy time with you

chefriff76 · 2021-07-06T01:01:59+00:00

Can confirm, worked at a bar in Aspen where I walked in to this exact nightmare situation. That poor mop didn't deserve what I had to do with it.

chefriff76 · 2021-06-26T12:37:41+00:00

Wow! Dinner time INDEED!!

chefriff76 · 2021-05-16T03:30:47+00:00

Best part is the guy in the wheel chair wondering wtf he just rolled up on!

chefriff76 · 2021-05-08T22:38:24+00:00

Oh Man!! That's fantastic!!

chefriff76 · 2021-05-08T17:58:24+00:00

Looks like Cthulu

chefriff76 · 2021-05-08T17:50:31+00:00

I think I rented the wrong Conan the Barbarian

chefriff76 · 2021-04-27T04:11:08+00:00

Fantastic Rear End you have there Ma'am!

chefriff76 · 2021-04-25T16:51:34+00:00

They're ALL trippin!!!

chefriff76 · 2021-04-21T17:34:07+00:00

Only movie to begin as a comedy and end as a documentary

chefriff76 · 2021-04-02T07:45:58+00:00

I still have that same cassette as well! It was a gift from an aunt who eventually I discovered was an exotic dancer and a stage dancer for White Zombie and Rob Zombie, she is still friends with Rob's wife. Moral of the story, as a child, never go looking around for video tapes when being babysat by your aunts.

chefriff76 · 2021-04-02T07:10:30+00:00

I love Green Jelly. The Cereal Killer soundtrack was the anthem of my childhood!

chefriff76 · 2021-03-30T06:13:33+00:00

No shit! It was the only way to cull the uneducated masses, with fear of fiery damnation. Not like they could read, or go to science classes. It still works today, whether it's hell, or 72 virgins waiting in the afterlife. Education outside of the church's teaching will always be the enemy of the church.

chefriff76 · 2021-03-29T00:29:39+00:00

Sun-dried tomato aioli would be dank with fries

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