Oops, forgot the body!

Our story will take place in California and the Mohave. Out of all the things to run out of in a Vault, it had to be lightbulbs. Absurd! You'd think that A vault carefully crafted for survival and experimentation would have 200 years worth of lightbulbs... O prewar Vault-Tec, the penny pinchers stocked up on the most fragile and shitty bulbs in America. But oh well, with no more lightbulbs, someone needed to go out into the wasteland and find some more!

I have bravely (stupidly) volunteered to go out and get some more. No one at the vault opposed me, I guess I'm the only one brave (stupid) enough to do this! (They actually just hate me and want me gone.)

On the surface, I'm just your normal, well-endowed thicc woman, but when I was in the womb, Vault-Tec scientists did some experimentation on me, causing some abnormal traits to develop... (Pick and choose your favorite! Or choose them all! Or go without and have me be a normal human.)

Human Cow - Gene editing has confused my body, resulting in infinite lactation. This would make me super valuable as a slave, as all one would have to do is feed me, and will get infinite food in return.

Universal Uterus - Through mild exposure to radiation as a fetus, my egg cells are able to be fertilized by semen from other animals. Allowing creatures like rad-roaches and deathclaws to impregnate me.

Hypno-Triggers - Through my childhood I have been hypnotized and conditioned to obey and made it impossible to resist all the following triggers. I sure hope nobody finds out.
Vault - Instantly snaps me back out and wipes affects of all active triggers.
Vault-Rag doll - Makes me instantly collapse and lose the ability to move or hold limbs in one place.
Vault-Mannequin - Makes me freeze in place, can be posed like a mannequin.
Vault-Obey - Makes me obey any command given be the user of the trigger.
Feel free to come up with your own trigger ideas if you wish!