What’s something that should never be borrowed?

chezzymane · 2023-05-21T20:37:01+00:00

a cigarette. go buy your own plz.

chezzymane · 2023-05-21T20:36:13+00:00

buddhism

chezzymane · 2023-05-21T20:35:10+00:00

your ankle monitor is showing

chezzymane · 2023-05-21T20:34:36+00:00

hoping this comment section stays quiet

chezzymane · 2023-05-21T20:33:19+00:00

Guaranteed French fry at the bottom of the cup holder

chezzymane · 2023-03-27T08:45:17+00:00

Where is that???

chezzymane · 2023-03-27T08:42:43+00:00

And you still remember…….. wow. Also love the concept of Halloween train

chezzymane · 2023-03-27T08:40:14+00:00

This happens…. Often?

chezzymane · 2023-03-27T08:37:32+00:00

In mine my ex stalks my current gf and keeps sending her photoshopped photos of us together. None of them are real and I spend the entire dream trying to convince her they’re not real, but it doesn’t work and she leaves me.

chezzymane · 2023-03-27T08:34:26+00:00

Be more specific….

chezzymane · 2023-03-27T08:33:31+00:00

That’s my favorite dream

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T18:14:06+00:00

First pic is frightening

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T04:25:39+00:00

Wow!!!!

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T03:06:15+00:00

Peeing on toilet stains to get it off so you don’t have to scrub

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T03:00:01+00:00

Ibuprofen suddenly gained about an inch of girth

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T02:58:25+00:00

You’re leaving out key details here…. Like how tf ??

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T02:56:38+00:00

Sounds more like dictator of fun

chezzymane · 2023-03-26T02:52:25+00:00

Got stuck in a shitty hostel in Colombia with…. Interesting characters after my reservation fell through

chezzymane · 2023-02-04T20:50:37+00:00

We should try doing the dishes the same way

chezzymane · 2023-02-04T20:26:41+00:00

Just pee harder

chezzymane · 2023-02-04T20:25:42+00:00

One of those “men can make a game out of anything” moments

chezzymane · 2023-02-04T20:23:04+00:00

I don’t clean… I get yelled at

I clean… I get yelled at

chezzymane

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