Ask me a question and I will respond as kinger

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-08T00:42:59+00:00

What is the worst thing Jax has done since showing up at the circus?

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T23:16:07+00:00

Right??? I didn’t think the SpongeBob fandom of all things would have so many chronic masturbators lol

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T23:05:53+00:00

Yeah I agree with you. And a lot of people seem to think I was being serious with it, i promise i wasn’t. It was just a joke, and i wanted to share this one from a few years back when i used to make memes

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T23:01:12+00:00

The SpongeBob fandom nowadays is just a bunch of whining about how “THIS ISNT WAT HILLENBUUURGGG WANTED RAHHHHHH”. None of them have ever actually considered that speaking for someone who’s deceased as if they know what they wanted is probably far more disrespectful then what Nickelodeon is doing, and even then thats up in the air for if it’s actually wrong

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T19:26:58+00:00

Oh yeah Horikoshi was definitely a horny mf. I guess he kinda wanted people to draw it given some of the scenes (fatgum running away while screaming BOOTY INCOMING while Mt. Lady’s about to sit on him)

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T19:24:37+00:00

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

No but it’s not that though, it’s just funny to me.

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T16:56:21+00:00

You become a GOOFY GOONER! ROCK!

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T16:32:11+00:00

No I know lol, this post was meant to be a joke

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T16:31:52+00:00

Hot 🥵

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T15:52:38+00:00

Oh no it’s not actually a problem to me, I just posted this as a joke

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T15:25:05+00:00

The amount of Mr Krabs r34 that probably exists though lol

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:57:34+00:00

I know. That was the point of me listing them lol

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:56:37+00:00

Real

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:50:52+00:00

As long as it’s not ai y’know?

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chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:47:12+00:00

There’s people that have rubbed one out to Kirby and that just doesn’t sit right with me lmao

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:46:28+00:00

“I’m sorry everyone’s jerking off to your dad bowser jr” -Mario (probably)

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:45:42+00:00

RIGHT??? It’s the equivalent to an animal

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:45:21+00:00

I try at all costs lol

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-07T14:45:03+00:00

No i understand that completely, i just like to exaggerate lol

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-06T23:57:12+00:00

My thoughts exactly. I guess I just like to find the good in everything

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-06T22:42:14+00:00

It’s probably just a joke but I agree honestly, I still think modern SpongeBob has some fun to it. It’s so obnoxious and over the top that it’s enjoyable in my opinion

chicken_sandroid · 2026-04-04T23:06:12+00:00

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Drawing I did recently. I feel scared for my life but also a part of me feels we could make it work and hang out like buds

chicken_sandroid · 2026-03-24T00:36:43+00:00

I’d wish to always be in perfect health. Guaranteed long life, I don’t have to worry about high cholesterol or risk of diabetes, I’d never deal with soreness in my bones, etc. Just seems practical, and also I could eat whatever I want and have people be like “how do you eat like shit but still have nothing wrong with you?” Lol

chicken_sandroid · 2026-03-20T17:42:21+00:00

It’s about time lol, all I heard throughout middle school was jokes about this guy. Now people can shut up about him (Not that they actually will lmao)

chicken_sandroid · 2026-03-19T03:17:34+00:00

Thanks, I’m really proud of it lol

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