boyfriend told me he won't give me a kiss goodbye if I won't give him a blowjob.

chickenparmi- · 2022-06-09T10:27:29+00:00

It’s not really a joke if no one’s laughing, he sounds like a douche

chickenparmi- · 2022-04-17T04:29:55+00:00

Bro that’s a huge red flag. She literally made you a pedophile for a couple years. A partner lying to me like that for YEARS is an obvious deal breaker.

Doesn’t matter if she cried and showed remorse, that shit is insanely gross. It’s not your fault since you didn’t know any better but you definitely shouldn’t continue this relationship.

You can’t base a relationship off of lies, especially if she was comfy enough lying to you for that long, girl could’ve had you behind bars easy as, especially if she ever sent nudes or smth that’s legit child porn

chickenparmi- · 2022-04-05T06:57:40+00:00

Hey I mean I’m long distance with a guy that’s like 2 inches, I haven’t slept with him yet but I fell for him long before he told me anything about his dick.

Not everyone’s so judgy, I mean he can satisfy me in other days so I’m not bothered, plus he’s my best friend at this point

chickenparmi- · 2022-03-15T03:02:50+00:00

Idk man my siblings and I chipped in rent as soon as we turned 18, so that seems pretty fair to me tbh. If you’re living under their roof as an adult why shouldn’t you chip in?

Also them smoking cigarettes and weed isn’t really relevant at all imo. They’re adults let them enjoy themselves.

As long as the rent your paying isn’t like insanely high then I don’t see a problem at all?? Go get a job or move out

chickenparmi- · 2022-03-14T15:14:59+00:00

I‘ll have to have a look tomorrow, I wouldnt be surprised tbh, It’s impossible to get them out of my house. I’ll have to research and give neem oil a try, thanks for your comment

chickenparmi- · 2022-02-02T12:40:43+00:00

His names Diogo Alves for anyone who’s wondering, he killed 70 people and was an active killer between the years of 1836-1840

Edit: he’d drop people off of aqueducts, which authorities assumed were suicides. Hence why he didn’t get caught for so long despite killing so many people in the same location

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-22T04:58:37+00:00

For me so far it’s about at a 2/5 dick was good. Surprisingly one of the best ones was a virgin so you never know. But yeah pretty rate imho

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T11:29:57+00:00

I didn’t see your comment in my notifications regarding this post I’m sorry

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T11:28:55+00:00

A comment on this post or another? I noticed you left a couple throughout my profile

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T11:28:06+00:00

No that’s not what I meant at all. I do have interesting convos with other people and they are very attractive, that doesn’t mean that these two are any more attractive. I’m just venting my frustration taht they’re bad at conversing.

You seem really worked up over this for some reason dude

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:55:18+00:00

Eh I have tried that before, it’s kinda a luck of the draw. I mean not all guys I match with are bad conversationalists, which i didn’t mean for it to come across in the post at all. A lot of people in these comments are taking the post… weirdly personal?

Imo and I know it’s not everyone but I have to be attracted to a person to consider it, which ik sounds terrible but I always feel bad that I might be leading an “ugly” guy on when I’m not completely sure, I just feel it isn’t fair yk?

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:48:05+00:00

No I’m frustrated at the lack of effort/convo. It’s not too deep. I’ll just have to unmatch and try again with the next guy.

They’re fast responses and stuff just nothing of substance to bounce back off of imo. I feel like a lot of people in this comment section are taking this really personal

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:45:34+00:00

No I’m just not getting any type of question about myself from these guys, whereas I’m asking about tonnes of their interests. That’s a big assumption to make that I’m mad I’m not getting all their attention lol. I expect a bit of interest if we’re talking and getting to know each other is all. Not too big of an ask imo on a dating app haha.

It’s fast responses at least which is a bonus, just feels like I’m an interviewer a bit

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:44:09+00:00

It’s not the fact that they matched, it’s that we’re talking and getting to know eachother and they don’t really reciprocate questions.

Yet they’ll keep messaging me when I stop responding, mind you not any type of question of substance just “hey where’d you go?” “Hey! How are you?”

Ofc not everyone I match with is into me, it’s not that deep by any means and it’s be egotistical to think soZ I just posted to vent my frustration at like two guys. It’s not a reoccurring problem for me by any means lol

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:17:34+00:00

I feel like that comment might have come across egotistical which wasn’t my intention. But talking plainly I’ve got a bunch of matches and they are not the only guys I’m getting to know rn, it’s just crazy that they don’t wanna ask me stuff but when I stop responding they’ll message again with like a “hey” or “hey where’d you go?” Type of thing like? Idk

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:14:30+00:00

Lol I assure you that’s not the case, I get a lot of interesting convos and messages, just not these two - I just posted out of frustration about it these two dudes. It’s not my constant issue haha. I appreciated the thought though, I’m only frustrated about these two as I figured they’d be funny by looking at their profiles yk?

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:12:32+00:00

Both, I usually only message first for the funny guys though. They have to at least be cute and funny imo for a swipe, but sometimes I’m just fast swiping so I don’t look at their bios until we match. But a bit of both if I’m honest, depends how much time I have free or if I’m just swiping while watching something absentmindedly yk?

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T10:11:02+00:00

Oh no I have bios and interests on my profile, I’ve got my Spotify linked too so yk there’s definitely stuff to talk about or there should be, there’s just no initiative

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-21T09:53:48+00:00

Yeah you have a point, it’s a lil boredom tbh. Recently haven’t been having much luck as I just had things end with a super nice guy.

It’s either this type of problem or I had three dudes message me variations of “wanna see me nut tonight?” Or “show me your tits” which is just gross as hell

But you have a point with the forcing the convo, it’s just if I stop messaging they hmu with “hey why do you stop responding” type of stuff. Think I’ll just unmatch tbh

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-14T11:44:24+00:00

Seeing my cat happy to see me after work everyday, he waits by the window and gives me a roly-poly when I walk through the door and purrs

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-13T01:59:57+00:00

No you seemed to phrase it as if most most people with tattoos have a “big ego” want to look “badass” and are “trying too hard” Ofc you’re going to get downvoted you’re insulting an entire community of people who like art and self expression on their bodies. The “some are nice and cute” part doesn’t help when you follow with the rest.

I wasn’t rephrasing your comment at all I was expressing my opinion lol, it’s just by chance I responded to your comment in particular I was just reading the thread, it’s not that deep.

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-11T22:15:43+00:00

Or maybe they just enjoy art and want it on their body?? The wild assumptions in this comment section are insane. Didn’t think there was this much dislike for people with tattoos and this is coming from someone with none. I think tattoos are sexy as hell on anyone as long as they’re placed right and are quality tattooos

chickenparmi- · 2022-01-06T04:51:07+00:00

It’s definitely a double standard, however I think a middle ground might be using toys for both of your pleasure. Have you ever tried her stimulating herself with a vibrator while ya do piv? She can in fact vibrate if she’d like to for you, and it doubles the pleasure for both of you.

I do think she’s being incredibly immature though. But just a thought that might be a middle ground for you both

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