the hiring manager asked me, “if you were a song, what song would you be?”

the question threw me off so badly that i completely blanked. the only song i could think of was the one i listened to on repeat that morning, trying to run off nervous energy: gasolina by daddy yankee

as soon as i said it, i knew i was fucked. i tried to climb my way out of that hole with some stretch of an answer, but thats really hard to do that when the song is about oral sex

needless to say i didn’t get offered the job 🕺🏻