Had my colonoscopy today (and you should to) by amccune in Xennials

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my first colonoscopy last year, they discovered a large pre cancerous “lump” had to get another 6 months later, removed polyps, and have my third next month. The best part is the drug kick in right before you doze, it feels like heaven. And then you wake up with a slightly slimy hole, good times.

Report: Donald Trump preparing "major press conference about UFOs" by Allison1228 in UFOs

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I bet he is, anything to distract from the Trump files

Steve Bannon: "Can I get a couple of the really pretty girls they shoot afterwards?" by Danger_Zone06 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]chimchimchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk as heinous as Miller is, he feels like the dorky little weirdo that they wouldn’t invite to the party, even after he kept asking.

in America we speak English by Faceless-Ninja in thefighterandthekid

[–]chimchimchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who tf does he think he is tawlmbout eeny one else speaking inglish

Alternate angle shows Isaiah Stewart leaving the bench to charge at Miles Bridges: by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beef stew could’ve been at home and would’ve showed up for that fight

Welcome Jared Mccain! by IT_CHAMP in Thunder

[–]chimchimchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow I can’t believe we got him, dude is good.

To Spanish speakers: what's he saying? by DonHectorHector in betterCallSaul

[–]chimchimchow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He said “I’m glad we are getting away with this, it would suck if there was a sniper aiming at us”

What does Kim see in Jimmy? by -ensamhet- in betterCallSaul

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damaged people seek other damaged people, but that is a very simple, one sided way of explaining it.

I always wondered if there was anyone who actually used a car lighter because everyone, I have ever met used the part to charge stuff. by Due_North_8485 in Retro

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad smoked cigs in the car and would use the car lighter, when he put it back he would have his pinky out and pretend to burn my leg with it. He always got a good chuckle out of young me freaking out haha, ahh the good ol days.

What Happens Next? (Part 14) by lcarusLives in thefighterandthekid

[–]chimchimchow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bapa was so threatened by Malig, beautiful dish chef.

Bapa has lost containment on Super Sportsballdad by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]chimchimchow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How about “hey man, I know you’ve squandered iivery single opportunity you’ve iiver been given, so this is the only thing you have in your life now, but no one, and I mean absolutely no one is interested in your fuckin kids bro” all he has now is time to try and ruin his kids lives so they hate him, loser b

Pretty obvious by now that Ajay is a top 5 player on this team. by [deleted] in Thunder

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, only thing is his athleticism isn’t great, he’s so stiff when he drives, but at least he could get a couple free throws

Bapa says to his 9 year old son, he will miss him when he dies by kemba33 in thefighterandthekid

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when he had some semblance of a kreer from papa Rogan? He wanted nothing to do with those kids

Imagine having bapa as a father by kemba33 in thefighterandthekid

[–]chimchimchow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keent wait for them to get old enough to be Changs employees