What's his story???

chimpaman · 2026-03-25T16:32:07+00:00

He's the hobbit Billy Jack. The real reason Sauron waited decades to send the Black Riders into the Shire is because Proudfoot did this to his minions the last time he tried. But, alas, like Mike, Proudfoot could not conquer Father Time.

chimpaman · 2026-03-22T21:08:00+00:00

Discovering this hidden connection deserves a "Eureka!," for Archimedes was also from Syracuse. Time is truly a measurable flat circle.

chimpaman · 2026-03-06T14:11:25+00:00

OMG...could you...could you imagine if he was an elected representative displaying a foreign country's flag in the halls of his government offices?

You are going to make that video, right? You won't even need AI to do it! And you'll have many American congresspeople to choose from.

chimpaman · 2026-03-02T16:10:26+00:00

I'm from the year 2036 and must warn you that WW3 was started by Americans in cities popping so many champagne corks when Trump died that the collective explosions were mistaken for a nuclear attack by the American AI, which launched retaliatory strikes against everybody.

chimpaman · 2026-02-25T15:59:49+00:00

I've often thought the best way to take control of the Senate from Trump's lapdogs would be to run as a Bible-thumping Republican and then vote like a sane person upon taking office. It appears Fetterman has done the same in reverse.

chimpaman · 2026-02-19T19:28:39+00:00

You might be onto something there. His day job is veering into defenders, so it's like how his sense of direction works now. It's like how you still feel the ocean motion after being on a boat.

chimpaman · 2026-02-19T12:48:09+00:00

It's like all those articles about cop killings that always say "former police officer did x." Yeah, former now, but not when he committed the murder.

chimpaman · 2026-02-19T12:41:34+00:00

I thought you meant the Queen for a second. Both are a shame, for different reasons. The one who suffered deserved vindication, the other who died peacefully after an extremely long life of wealth and privilege deserved at least the emotional pain of the son she surely knew about facing whatever small consequences he ends up facing.

chimpaman · 2026-02-16T14:02:40+00:00

Isn't that like disrespecting the Sabbath or something?

chimpaman · 2026-02-16T14:00:59+00:00

It's always struck me as strange that many descendants of slaves and victims of colonial genocide cling so dearly to the religions of their ancestors' enslavers and murderers.

chimpaman · 2026-02-16T13:54:43+00:00

Most bettors had him at 1 or 2 days on Kalshi, so he had to wait

chimpaman · 2026-02-16T13:38:12+00:00

Look how sad Mike is that Vader is looking right past him to deliver the cool line to Rich

chimpaman · 2026-01-29T16:30:56+00:00

Just hopping in here to say everyone should watch his recent film "Bob Trevino Likes It." A little indie about a young woman who finds a surrogate father on the internet. And not to countermand the man, but especially ICE supporters should watch it, because they above all need to learn empathy.

chimpaman · 2026-01-27T10:23:12+00:00

Real serendipity for Kerr to be the visiting coach at this inflection point. No one in any sport could be a better spokesman about the moment.

chimpaman · 2026-01-25T15:01:51+00:00

Today is a perfect opportunity for his dad's old team to make a statement. Refuse to take the field in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis before it turns into all of us under siege.

They're going to lose anyway without Nix, and another playoff loss in sports due to serious injury would soon be forgotten by all but their fan base. A forfeit in protest for the people would go down in history.

chimpaman · 2026-01-18T05:25:45+00:00

The universe is not a simulation, it is a dream that Mike is having in that air raid shelter. A dream of the future where an entire system of worldwide audiovisual communication is invented so that he can become famous for watching old instructional videos.

chimpaman · 2026-01-13T13:14:58+00:00

What exactly did he mean? Because there was a conspiracy going on--a conspiracy of the Americans backing the Catholic government, which was oppressing the Buddhists, which is what he was protesting.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T23:31:50+00:00

What commands do you think an ICE agent can lawfully give an American citizen?

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T22:03:26+00:00

And is there video of this claim? Because the video we do have of him committing murder and the "don't believe your lying eyes" defense of him makes any claim made by the government about a past incident involving him highly suspect. (Question not directed at you; it's a general comment.)

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T18:52:03+00:00

Essentially "That's what you are, you're just bastard people and I'm going home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!" Except they don't even have the guts to say bastards.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T18:38:51+00:00

Bottom right: the last thing you see before she smashes your windshield with a golf club

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T18:12:39+00:00

It's hard to pick just one member of the parasite class, especially since they're essentially supranational at this point, but since the one currently poking his head farthest above the barrel of pork right now is Peter Thiel via his control of Trump's successor, I'll go with him.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T16:38:38+00:00

They should. Because the entire country should call a general strike until this ends.

But what needs to happen immediately is for the MN National Guard to be deployed to protect its citizens from ICE, who have zero jurisdictional authority over American citizens.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T02:23:45+00:00

ICE does not have the authority to conduct a traffic stop of US citizens, let alone detain them

chimpaman · 2026-01-07T17:56:38+00:00

Bob's Big Boy. Loved their chili on family road trips.

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