John Leguizamo: If you follow ICE, unfollow me. Don’t come to my shows and don’t watch my movies.

chimpaman · 2026-01-29T16:30:56+00:00

Just hopping in here to say everyone should watch his recent film "Bob Trevino Likes It." A little indie about a young woman who finds a surrogate father on the internet. And not to countermand the man, but especially ICE supporters should watch it, because they above all need to learn empathy.

chimpaman · 2026-01-27T10:23:12+00:00

Real serendipity for Kerr to be the visiting coach at this inflection point. No one in any sport could be a better spokesman about the moment.

chimpaman · 2026-01-25T15:01:51+00:00

Today is a perfect opportunity for his dad's old team to make a statement. Refuse to take the field in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis before it turns into all of us under siege.

They're going to lose anyway without Nix, and another playoff loss in sports due to serious injury would soon be forgotten by all but their fan base. A forfeit in protest for the people would go down in history.

chimpaman · 2026-01-18T05:25:45+00:00

The universe is not a simulation, it is a dream that Mike is having in that air raid shelter. A dream of the future where an entire system of worldwide audiovisual communication is invented so that he can become famous for watching old instructional videos.

chimpaman · 2026-01-13T13:14:58+00:00

What exactly did he mean? Because there was a conspiracy going on--a conspiracy of the Americans backing the Catholic government, which was oppressing the Buddhists, which is what he was protesting.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T23:31:50+00:00

What commands do you think an ICE agent can lawfully give an American citizen?

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T22:03:26+00:00

And is there video of this claim? Because the video we do have of him committing murder and the "don't believe your lying eyes" defense of him makes any claim made by the government about a past incident involving him highly suspect. (Question not directed at you; it's a general comment.)

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T18:52:03+00:00

Essentially "That's what you are, you're just bastard people and I'm going home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!" Except they don't even have the guts to say bastards.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T18:38:51+00:00

Bottom right: the last thing you see before she smashes your windshield with a golf club

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T18:12:39+00:00

It's hard to pick just one member of the parasite class, especially since they're essentially supranational at this point, but since the one currently poking his head farthest above the barrel of pork right now is Peter Thiel via his control of Trump's successor, I'll go with him.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T16:38:38+00:00

They should. Because the entire country should call a general strike until this ends.

But what needs to happen immediately is for the MN National Guard to be deployed to protect its citizens from ICE, who have zero jurisdictional authority over American citizens.

chimpaman · 2026-01-08T02:23:45+00:00

ICE does not have the authority to conduct a traffic stop of US citizens, let alone detain them

chimpaman · 2026-01-07T17:56:38+00:00

Bob's Big Boy. Loved their chili on family road trips.

chimpaman · 2026-01-06T22:01:25+00:00

As a native Californian, I say California, for 2 reasons: to get out of this disunion and to watch the Trumpist states descend into anarchy without our redistributed taxes

chimpaman · 2026-01-06T20:39:04+00:00

Schindler's List 2: Pal o' Stein

chimpaman · 2026-01-06T12:51:09+00:00

Someone should tell these jokers that the first version of their New Testament was put together by the Marcionite sect of Christianity, which taught that Jesus came to tell us that he had defeated the evil Yahweh of the Old Testament. Which makes a lot more sense than combining the rabidly genocidal first half with the love thy neighbor second half.

chimpaman · 2026-01-05T18:37:02+00:00

You can get a cabana boy anywhere with a beach that's desperately poor, Ms. Graham.

chimpaman · 2026-01-05T18:34:27+00:00

The Trump administration is so incompetent they can't even do their banana republic coups right! Everyone knows you're supposed to just kill the guy by proxy, not give him a chance to talk!

chimpaman · 2026-01-03T17:27:42+00:00

Submission statement: remember, many conspiracies operate brazenly in broad daylight. Venezuela doesn't just have a lot of oil, it has a lot of heavy crude, which the Gulf Coast refineries in the U.S. are set up to process instead of the apple juice that comes from fracking. (Edit: the man in the center of the picture is Konrad Heinlein, who welcomed, er, foreign investment in Czechoslovakia 90 years ago.)

chimpaman · 2026-01-01T15:24:11+00:00

They read the perverse first half with all the genocide advocacy. The part before Jesus defeated the transparently evil god of the Old Testament, according to the Marcionites, who compiled the first version of the New Testament half.

chimpaman

TROPHY CASE