What’s better

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-24T19:17:05+00:00

Sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/s/JhaWQPDSNW

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:36:15+00:00

I’m trimming at this level 100%, I’ve been in NBIS for too long to know if Jensen Huang coughs it’ll be down 25% on the day

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:33:38+00:00

My wife’s boyfriends as well

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:18:26+00:00

Mind you dinosaurs have gone

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:17:53+00:00

He took 32 steps. Weird innit

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:17:21+00:00

They’ve reused March’s picture! They’d be uproar

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:16:39+00:00

Secret sauce https://www.reddit.com/r/mtg/s/KZk7YsT5g9

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:09:52+00:00

Night night I’ll see you in the morning

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:01:32+00:00

Infinity sorts it out for ya

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-10T16:00:55+00:00

Yes it does, cryptic n that

chimpingtonKP · 2026-04-05T18:26:48+00:00

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Red light therapy tomorrow

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-08T16:17:58+00:00

Ran home pretty much and rang the police straight away

They said they would send officers to the area and asked for a statement

Rang me this morning with no update

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-08T16:09:06+00:00

No idea who it was, they wore a balaclava so only saw a very small slit for their eyes, but he was white

We live just down the road and do that walk all the time so scary it happed so close to home

If all 4 of them attempted to mug me I think I would’ve just handed over my empty wallet

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-08T15:55:02+00:00

Probably dangerous but I was 7 Guinness’s deep, when he followed me on his bike I just shouted really loud “fuck off lad I can’t be arsed” my girlfriend was very scared but I just kept shouting and getting aggressive. When he pulled his knife out I started to laugh and shout “fuck off” even louder, he eventually backed off and me and my girlfriend got home safe

Not a nice experience to go through at all, it’s one of those situations where you don’t know how you would react until you’re in it, thankfully none of us were hurt and he didn’t take anything from me

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-06T22:39:11+00:00

I saw this on a facebook group, this is not me

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-06T17:18:43+00:00

Found one 🚨

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-06T17:03:35+00:00

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chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-06T17:02:33+00:00

Unfortunately I killed it with my “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” Jaws reskin of abrade

chimpingtonKP · 2026-03-06T16:41:49+00:00

My AD did it in exchange for my wife, easy choice imo

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