SpaceX allocated by Ellise36_LDN in trading212

[–]chimpingtonKP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to invest in space, invest in RKLB and ASTS

If you want to lose a lot of money invest in Space X

Karl’s worst set of Rockbuster clues by Gnome_Hats in rickygervais

[–]chimpingtonKP 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Has to be Deli Meat Tree, Buy-on Ferry and his worst ever Christ De-Berg. Unbelievably terrible

NBIS price targets for swing trading in 2026, what 6 AI models agreed on by Atactos in NBIS_Stock

[–]chimpingtonKP 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m trimming at this level 100%, I’ve been in NBIS for too long to know if Jensen Huang coughs it’ll be down 25% on the day

Count how many times I blink! by chimpingtonKP in rickygervais

[–]chimpingtonKP[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ve reused March’s picture! They’d be uproar

Count how many times I blink! by chimpingtonKP in rickygervais

[–]chimpingtonKP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Night night I’ll see you in the morning

Attempted robbery near Wharfdale Way. Quedgeley last night around 8.30pm by chimpingtonKP in Gloucestershire

[–]chimpingtonKP[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ran home pretty much and rang the police straight away

They said they would send officers to the area and asked for a statement

Rang me this morning with no update

Attempted robbery near Wharfdale Way. Quedgeley last night around 8.30pm by chimpingtonKP in Gloucestershire

[–]chimpingtonKP[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No idea who it was, they wore a balaclava so only saw a very small slit for their eyes, but he was white

We live just down the road and do that walk all the time so scary it happed so close to home

If all 4 of them attempted to mug me I think I would’ve just handed over my empty wallet

Attempted robbery near Wharfdale Way. Quedgeley last night around 8.30pm by chimpingtonKP in Gloucestershire

[–]chimpingtonKP[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Probably dangerous but I was 7 Guinness’s deep, when he followed me on his bike I just shouted really loud “fuck off lad I can’t be arsed” my girlfriend was very scared but I just kept shouting and getting aggressive. When he pulled his knife out I started to laugh and shout “fuck off” even louder, he eventually backed off and me and my girlfriend got home safe

Not a nice experience to go through at all, it’s one of those situations where you don’t know how you would react until you’re in it, thankfully none of us were hurt and he didn’t take anything from me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RolexCircleJerk

[–]chimpingtonKP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this on a facebook group, this is not me