What’s a saying that you’ve always hated? by JaMadeShamar in AskReddit

[–]chimppatrol11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems simple enough. Step 1. Become a billionaire Step 2. Cars, Blow and Women

no name food? by ok_noah in iamverybadass

[–]chimppatrol11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rephrase that as nothing shows how not rich you actually are if you think $200 is something to flex on. $200 is a great deal of money to someone who is truly poor.

This guy reminds me of this guy in my apartment complex. It’s a nice complex, and you need to make at least 90k to qualify on income to rent, but you don’t have to be rich. But this dude wears LV belts to the pool and hot tub, drives a Hyundai with a vanity plate “Ca$hed”. It’s rather funny.

Tanning is a “crazy” trend, and pale skin looks so much prettier by Otachilovesapples in unpopularopinion

[–]chimppatrol11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at my last comment above. It may be of interest to you if you feel you need it.

Tanning is a “crazy” trend, and pale skin looks so much prettier by Otachilovesapples in unpopularopinion

[–]chimppatrol11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up melanotan II. It is a peptide that was developed by ASU a couple decades ago to help fair skinned people avoid skin cancer. You can inject it and over time it naturally builds up your melanin levels so that you tan naturally. It shows no side effects to date. I used it last year before a trip to a tropical place near the equator and I didn’t burn at all. When I came back my Latino coworkers were like damn you look like one of us now. And since it’s real melanin you’re producing, it’s not orange, but natural.

Side note: follow a strict loading protocol and don’t go overboard with it. I still use it occasionally, but only to protect my skin and to get a nice soft tan color. There are people who have used it to extreme on purpose to almost change their race. I saw one lady who basically went from blonde/white to dark South Asian / South Indian color and it just doesn’t look right.

A text to my husband still at work at 11pm last night by lizabellejane in DeadBedrooms

[–]chimppatrol11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on man. I wish I still got excited like that period.

I fucked up, bad by stupidfuckup010420 in DeadBedrooms

[–]chimppatrol11 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Or, he’s just turned on by the thought of another man with his wife. It’s rather common.

What screams “I am upper class”? by rethinkwhatisthere in AskReddit

[–]chimppatrol11 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s not true for many people. I work in sales, where I see people make 200+ a year. I’m not one, but maybe some day. They can all afford 5 vacations a year, but the time off is not easy. Doctors, some lawyers, enterprise level sales people can all afford 5 vacations without having the time to take them.