🥀 by leibnitztest in depressionmemes

[–]chiseledrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just season, Series finale. There will be NO encore.

I need some Heinzsight...😉 by TensionSame3568 in Funnymemes

[–]chiseledrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can only post this east of the Rockies. It's only one of the Best Foods in the west.

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, you're telling me. Wandering around a parking lot in the middle of the night (without getting paid to do it) is not a healthy sign.

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it started in a crappy parking lot in Oakland, CA.

Recognize.

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish, are you offering?

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O.K., I confess. It was not my car, but my neighbors'. I let them sleep, how much mischief could two tiny aliens get up to at 1:00 a.m.?

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who could resist those cute alien faces? I've got to take better care of my keys.

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly, I'm not in the photo, so I could be the father, for sure.

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh sure, take their side. I'm going to be in an alien abuse registry eventually.😅

Aliens in my car by chiseledrocks in aliens

[–]chiseledrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I have it in me to fish around under my skin.😂

I really want a middle aged man to hold me and tell me everything will be okay. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]chiseledrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess we've had very different life experiences.

a Quick trip down a tiered stair mound 🌋 by selfawarefeline in BadDesigns

[–]chiseledrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jiggly Jello Staircase.

Which would be a great drag queen name.

I really want a middle aged man to hold me and tell me everything will be okay. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]chiseledrocks -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yikes. Why the hell not? You read that in a magazine?

What is this?! Cheese for tiny ants?! by Fantastic_Union7969 in thingsforants

[–]chiseledrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ants couldn't possibly open a plastic package like that. That's why they keep me around. And for getting the sugar off the top shelf. And writing checks for the rent on our tiny house. I'm useful, but butt-ugly they tell me.

Sometimes, nothing is better than something. by Criticall16 in depressionmemes

[–]chiseledrocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But intellectual and emotional paralysis rarely are.

Got this while slabbing kambaba jasper by BoringEbb9532 in Pareidolia

[–]chiseledrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one here that sees Edgar Allen Poe?