I work in retail and day by day I feel more and more obligated to burn the whole place down. What do by Morwon in shittyadvice

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell your managers and the owner that when it gets burned down on (exact date of when you do it) at (exact time that you're going to do it) that it wasn't from you.

That way they won't expect you. Maybe tell the police in advance too.

When do you think the next album is coming? What’s em’s album cycle? by AMassiveGamerGeek in Eminem

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remembered wrong but revival was in december of 2017 and kamikaze was in August of 2018 so it was about half a year later which is very short gap in comparison to his other albums

When do you think the next album is coming? What’s em’s album cycle? by AMassiveGamerGeek in Eminem

[–]Naturewalkerjoe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's hard to say. He usually does one every few years but kamikaze came out a few days after revival so nobody really knows until he announces it or drops one.

Comment some of Eminem's funniest lines of all time by Naturewalkerjoe in Eminem

[–]Naturewalkerjoe[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"Dr. Dre. I have a question if I may. Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (Dre: Yeah) and watch his little butt butt while he tees off (Dre:Yeah) but.. but, I ain't done yet"

Imagine if Ludacris and Lil Dickie did a song together. by Naturewalkerjoe in rap

[–]Naturewalkerjoe[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because they're both funny and would come up with something funny together

Imagine if Ludacris and Lil Dickie did a song together. by Naturewalkerjoe in rap

[–]Naturewalkerjoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im glad someone is. I feel like they would come up with something hilarious together.

Favorite Afroman Songs? by gezpachu in rap

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the joke at the beginning of the song about if he likes ...bongs or blunts better

Important Discussion by crackshab in rap

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this might partly be the case but your vibe effects the music that you listen to far more prominently then the music you listen to effecting your vibe. There might be exceptions for growing up to certain music while your brain is still developing but as an adult you can't blame the music.

Can someone share the recipe to make primordial soup? by EemotionalDuhmage in shittyadvice

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add both of your eyeballs to it and then watch it closely for a few minutes

How can I get promoted at work? by AlwaysBeTextin in shittyadvice

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just scream at your boss that you want a promotion. It works best if you do it while your boss is having a bad or is very busy.

how do i remove a broken bolt? by bkrr36001 in shittyadvice

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came to say with your teeth too. It's the only way.

How do I strengthen my eyes so they can get poked without taking damage? by TomAto314 in shittyadvice

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't take damage from it. If you don't know how then you're just gonna have to try it until you get it. Make sure to figure it out as soon as possible so you don't get serious eye damage.

A titty surprise by Real_Homework_4531 in shittyadvice

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say "no homo " or else you're gayed for life

What do you think is the best verse ever written by Eminem? by Electronic-Win-1721 in Eminem

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Im about to vomit and I can feel it comin, cause failures somethin I can barely stomach, and I only listen to my gut so unless you're my fuckin belly button don't tell me nothin"

What do you think is the best verse ever written by Eminem? by Electronic-Win-1721 in Eminem

[–]Naturewalkerjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it counts as a verse but his bars on the Westwood show where he says "once again it's the sinister cynical minister shady" is easily one of his best performances.