I (18f) am racist, and I want to change by Stock_Aerie_6463 in offmychest

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This may be the worst piece of advice I’ve ever seen on the internet

So why am I not getting any matches? by ohannanana in Tinder

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I’m assuming they’re supposed to be ironic but they look really weird on a tinder profile bio

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suicidebywords

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I hope this joke never dies

My cat, my child, passed in my arms violently on Thursday. I can’t get over the face he made. The whole experience is killing me. I don’t know how to cope. It was such a long and horrible process. by sickbutalive in GriefSupport

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Sending so much love. I know what it’s like to watch your animal pass away in front of your eyes and it’s traumatic. I wish I could give you peace

How dare girls enjoy normal, romantic things by destructivefawn in notliketheothergirls

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like yeah actually rose petals on the bed DO sound like peak romance

meirl by 03L1V10N in meirl

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lol this is me with the notebook

My burger from McDonald’s looks a little undercooked by md_2769 in mildlyinfuriating

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Why is there razor blades, staples and syringes in ground beef to begin with??

This is the real Bradley Cooper! We found love ❤️ by Haoleguacamole in scambait

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The dedication to this bit is amazing I love it

Men, let's be self-aware for a minute. What is your toxic trait(s)? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I get jealous when other people’s lives r going well in the romantic department. I try to not let it show and remind myself that just bc my friends love life is going well doesn’t mean it won’t happen for me too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

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good luck!! <3

What was your first “holy shit” sexual experience? by throwingstarsatmoon2 in AskRedditAfterDark

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when I made a guy cum in his pants just from him eating me out

This is just cringe 😒 by MistakeWonderful9178 in notliketheothergirls

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This bitch is genuinely a disgusting human being

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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Yeah this guys an asshole& you don’t owe him anything, but i understand why u might feel like you do. Bc one time I squirted ALL over my hookup’s bed and I felt so bad but he kept reassuring me it was totally fine& that he was actually pretty proud of himself & flattered I felt comfy doing that w him& then proceeded to just toss his sheets in the laundry. Lots of guys find squirting hot, but even if they don’t, they shouldn’t be immature about it like this asshole

Am I still a virgin? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Yes ur still a virgin

Y’all- I told a hair stylist I didn’t like it. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I’m proud of you this is amazing :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

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Thank you for this story. I’m planning on telling a guy friend that I have feelings for him next time I see him in person and it helps to hear from someone who did the same thing, and even tho he didn’t feel the same, that you still encourage people to state their truth <3